Boulevard East at 53 Boerum Pl. #8K

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades. She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress.

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She was a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). And her warmth extended to the heated bathroom floors.

She was perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn’s best neighborhoods, five minutes from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she’s made her mom and dad for as long as they’d lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we’ll go visit her together! You know you want to.