Cyber Slimers Beware

w67th doesn't know I'm posting because, on the advice of aboutready, he's ignoring me too. All that damn squatting, suing his tenants, and making lewd sexual jokes at women hasn't prepared him for little old nopigsorshrimp.

This was his departing post before ignoring me:
w67thstreet
2 days ago
as you wish... AR.. away w/ you shrimpie.. but can i grab your boobies one last time? Ahhhh nothing like fungating boobs on a Saturday afternoon. You know you should try naked sunbathing.. the sunlight on the moist undersides of you body will do wonders for your condition..... C u la8r...

stoogeh8tr -- nothing, but I do it very badly.

And by "nothing", I don't mean I'm a real estate broker, but I can see why you'd think that's what it means.

AR,
Search is going OK. found something I love in a 'white-glove' building that was within my range. It's a 50% down building and I thought my search had come to an end until I was informed that the coop board wants to see 1.2 to 1.5 million dollars in liquid assets after that hefty down payment. BASTARDS!
Such is life, the search continues.... thanks for asking.

i think any building with more than a one-third down requirement will be awfully picky about liquid assets. many people claim that will never change, and i didn't live here through the last crash, but intuitively i think this might be a bit different. we shall see. at least the board thwarted you, so no what ifs or similar remorse.

P-Shrimpie (new nickname). Tks for sharing w67thstreet's lewd commentary (hadn't come across it in my vast SE experience). Might his apparent pent up sexual tension suffice for us to assume a sad correlation on the sex lives of landlords married to Dr's or would that qualify me as an "offender" on MM123's list? btw- how did w67 know you have boobies anyway? I couldn't derive your sexuality based on your posts alone. Did i miss something?

Tks for sharing w67thstreet's lewd commentary (hadn't come across it in my vast SE experience).
-of course you haven't.

Might his apparent pent up sexual tension suffice for us to assume a sad correlation on the sex lives of landlords married to Dr's
I actually have no idea. w67thstreet does tell us a lot about his motivations (as well as his credentials and his assets), but hasn't given any window into the reasons for his sexually-oriented posting.

btw- how did w67 know you have boobies anyway? I couldn't derive your sexuality based on your posts alone. Did i miss something?
w67thstreet thinks he knows who I am. Until about 3 weeks ago he was convinced that I was one particular person. Now he's moved on to being convinced that I'm another person.

ah. so he thinks he's played w them before but you may very well be a man. hilarious. poor ol' w67, stumped by the whole mystery, solves his issues by blinding himself of you. kinda "if i shutoff the lights, the boogie monster will go away". but here you are, having fun at his expense, unbeknownst to him. not sure if i should laugh or cry?

What I am, man, woman, cow, salmon, is all irrelevant. The only thing I've said with certainty about myself is that I'm neither a pig nor a shrimp.

"Tks for sharing w67thstreet's lewd commentary (hadn't come across it in my vast SE experience)."

vast experience of what--12 seconds since you created this name?

You, sir, are no man, woman, cow, salmon.

ey, p-shrimpie... i've found 67... he's come out of the woodworks again on a vicious anti-felker rampage. might he go 'both ways'. seems like a new obsession for him.... or love connection, perhaps?

moelarrycurly.... I've been having sex with my doc wife in the last 3 hours, while driving in my Porsche 997 tt, looked at my rolex just now, and now headed to the yacht club to sail my new yacht, while my wife whispers you are so HUGE... in my ear.....

Give me a few more hours... then I'll be done... shouldn't text while driving a 5-spd... no matter my car is totally pimped black tinted out! Yippppppeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

and the entire time, broker felker was on your mind so much, you freed a hand long enough to start at least 4 new discussions about him.... wow. doesn't say much about your wife's about to satiate your massive member (and by member, I meant your penis, not your lover, shawn).

who says I am typing this with my hand?

w67thstreet
about 1 hour ago
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who says I am typing this with my hand?

This guy has a 3 year old child and a 5 year old child

ah: the problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you've finished.

but that's better than doing something and never knowing when you've finished. maybe.

touche.

most definitely.

w67thstreet
about 2 hours ago
moelarrycurly.... I've been having sex with my doc wife in the last 3 hours, while driving in my Porsche 997 tt, looked at my rolex just now, and now headed to the yacht club to sail my new yacht, while my wife whispers you are so HUGE... in my ear.....

Give me a few more hours... then I'll be done... shouldn't text while driving a 5-spd... no matter my car is totally pimped black tinted out! Yippppppeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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Good try, but you actually missed something from Group A which requires either a LMAO, or a word ending in a 'z' or barking yep yep.

shove it

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Anonymity does not give you the right to defame.