Evil Elves hard at work at Eilliman to envelope you with Elventeen Elistings ex-Labor day
Started by joedavis
over 16 years ago
Posts: 703
Member since: Aug 2007
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Dear SEers We at Imprudent Elliman have been laboring over the Labor day weekend to refresh you with a flood of property. Belabor no longer your desire for a fresh clean apartment at a deja vu price. All our evil brokers (that is completely sans gender bias as you may notice) have flicked their noses and twisted their brows so that you may receive fresh meat to gnaw on. Tastes stale you say. Ah,... [more]
Dear SEers
We at Imprudent Elliman have been laboring over the Labor day weekend to refresh you with a flood of property. Belabor no longer your desire for a fresh clean apartment at a deja vu price.
All our evil brokers (that is completely sans gender bias as you may notice) have flicked their noses and twisted their brows so that you may receive fresh meat to gnaw on.
Tastes stale you say.
Ah, you just missed the fine display of egregiously priced, sq ft overstated, wicked and unique cookie cutters the first time around. Suffering Suckotash!
Blistering Barnacles.
Have you no shame?
Can't you visualize how gorgeous we look as we parade stripped of all dignity in these apartments?
Just for you?
Ah, it is early for Xmas you say?
Perhaps
But how else could we entice you to a white elephant?
Ah poor insulted pachyderm.
A rat by any other name......
ahem
amen
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Response by mimi
over 16 years ago
Posts: 1134
Member since: Sep 2008
An inspired joedavis.
Did anyone send a notice to SE about this?
An inspired joedavis.
Did anyone send a notice to SE about this?
yes