w67 and steve do lunch

Steve "oh god! Help!"
w67 "what's wrong?"
Steve "I'm choking!"
w67 "on What!"
Steve "My own jokes! hahaha!"
w67 "Flmao"

*pause*

Steve, "do u believe these idiots who are paying 25x....."
w67, "damn lemmings"
Steve "don't they realize they will be underwater on day 1?"
w67 "Flmao"

and do you know what the really funny thing is?

They're right.

No, memito, the really funny thing is your post. Flmao.

Let me hijack my own thread. Who indeed would buy into a deflating bubble wo the help from the broker from lic?., esp. on a 25x rent basis on a fringe area of a exburb of manhattan that served as the hertz parking lot for 25 yrs? Only in a f'king re bubble of epic porportions can 1000sf 2 bdrms next to projects be sold for $1mm when you can get better in manhattan one year out. Ooooooops. Flmao.

With all that money, why would they meet at some basement salad bar devoid of light like a couple of broke lemmings? Bouchon all the way. Flmao.

BTW, do they serve lemming juice down there at the Jamba Juice?

w67 "how come we're meeting down here? shouldn't we have met at Bouchon?"
Steve "are you kidding? do you know what i can make a grilled cheese for at home? They want 10 bucks."
Steve "they also expect me to buy it! They have no lease option."
w67 "FLMAO"
Steve "what do you think the square footage of this place is anyway?"
w67 "lemmings"

I think the point is that a bunch of NY RE is priced like $20 grilled cheese sandwiches that people "hope" will sell for $30 in two years. It doesn't make sense when you can "rent" the same grilled cheese for $10.

Memito, yes why indeed hope that a grilled cheese only goes up in price? But more importantly how do you make a living taking 6% cut of the grilled cheese and think you are the big cheese yourself?

Nada, yes the tuna fish sandwich w a choco maccaroon chaser.

yeah i'm all about the nutter butter(skip lunch),or the fugheddaboutit cookie after lunch
their croissants unfortunately just don't hold up to Petrossian's greatness

w67th and steve should just come over to my place for lunch. light, room, i put on a good spread. and of course, with my savings from the rental i can be rather profligate for the non-essentials.

only the best of cheeses on artisinal breads for such friends.

oh, sorry, i forgot. flmao.

Lovez the cheeses. Can swear our village was once taken over by some Europeans many millennias ago, in fact my son's hair color is the point of much contention in our household.

But indeed 25x rents r fantastic. Double flmao.

memito, if you live in a grilled cheese sandwich, then you have a point.

w67 and Stevejhx are both right

w67th, can you please measure steve's dimensions while you are munching on his grilled cheese? He has yet to accurately read his own floor plan and your just the guy to do it.

JM, is it really appropriate to be asking one guy to measure another's dimensions?

Sunday, for w67th, is second nature

flmao w67 said he is a landlord in nyc. Could he even be stevejx's landlord?
flmao

Steve, "do u believe these idiots who are paying 25x....."
w67, "I'm a landlord"
Steve "don't they realize they will be underwater on day 1?"
w67 "Flmao"
w67 "isn't it fun to hijack every thread on SE?"
Steve "it is"
Steve "do u believe these idiots who are paying 25x...."
w67 "I retired at age 25"
Steve "don't they realize they will be underwater on day 1?"
w67 "Lemmings should just rent from me instead"
Steve "how much are you charging?"
w67 "flmao"

COMMERCIAL.... FLMAO.... don't want to deal with rental agents....

you say flmao
I say omg
you say you are a renter
you say you are a commercial landlord
let's call the whole thing off

Steve, "do u believe these idiots who are paying 25x....."
w67, "I'm a landlord"
Steve "don't they realize they will be underwater on day 1?"
w67 "Flmao"
w67 "isn't it fun to hijack every thread on SE?"
Steve "it is"
w67 "Lemmings should just rent from me instead"
Steve "how much are you charging?"
w67 "flmao I'm a commercial landlord"
Steve "doesn't matter who needs a marble bathroom or kitchen anyway?"
w67 "flmao, I have them on my 30 foot yacht"
Steve "I hope you are renting that yacht"
w67 "lemming"
Steve "flmao"