Rental at 34 Desbrosses Street

I sent the mgmt company an e-mail asking about floor plans and the directions. Here is what I got back:

'If you’re expecting
...the touting of luxury and square footage ...a braggart’s delight in
artisinal finishes and ceiling height ...ballyhoo and cry for another
example of starchitecture ...the promise of guaranteed chic ...bombastic
developer speak ...the boast of hipster status ...the burden of property
...you won’t be getting it from us.
The truth is simpler
...a new building ...a respected architect ...residential rental property
in tribeca ...the cast iron vernacular of the streets ...life, free and
clear of a mortgage ...ditto maintenance fee ...privacy and community
...service, service, service ...westside is the new seaside ...live more,
spend less ...experiences richer than expenses.'

This looks like an automatic response, but it creates precisely the kind of unprofessional and hyped-up image that they seem to be trying to avoid.

The Google map shows it as a few blocks west of the Canal St stop on the #1. More about that at http://streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/6549-truffles-tribeca

I would never live on a street with a complicated name like "Desbrosses". People will misspell it all the time.