How not to sell an apartment:

"The nauseating smell of buttercream permeates the fall air...."

Heh! I don't know: if you're into the meat market scene and have a yen for cupcakes (a trend I simply cannot understand but that's neither here nor there), you might be pretty happy with the location. It'll probably appeal to someone!

At $1,160,000 for a walk-up, in an old-law tenement building, LOL. (just as an aside, didn't anybody at Fenwick Keats et al real estate ask themselves if "fkgrealestate.com" was a good domain name? (yes, I get the initals, but still).

I think it's fkg hilarious!

It's safer to live over a dry cleaner's.