Pass the pipe please

I must be doing something wrong, every time I start a thread about a unit and click "create a new discussion about this sale," it never provides a link.

Anyway...
http://streeteasy.com/nyc/sale/677890-townhouse-238-east-4th-street-east-village-new-york

um duhhh union sq is soooo chubby short hills to nyu commercial touristy.. tompkins sq is soooo the new union sq, and ave d the new 2nd, sans contrived faux-hawk as groomed is the new grunge..

bushwick's the new bedford, when do the carrie diaries air? i wanna unknowingly pass by their trailer and pretend to be above it all ala GG tapings on ues.

hol4, show me on the doll where the short hills hurt you

It will sell for $6m and seem like a deal.

This, my friends, is the real estate dream.
Renters will always be poor bastards.
Owners can flip a property and make your ENTIRE LIFETIME INCOME with the flick of the wrist.

Chew on that, you idiot renter pooooorz.

Hey, lucille. Saw you in the post. Nice tan, jersey whore

thank you

They should list it for $12mm.
Then accept $8mm.
Profit = $4mm.

See how easy it is?
I just created an extra few million bucks.
I should get a cut for this brilliant consulting advice.

A dumb broke renter will never have the option of creating millions of dollars out of thin air, like I have just shown.

Watch this:
Raise the asking price to $13mm..

BOOM. Another fucking million bucks in the 20 seconds it took for me to type that.
Meanwhile illiterate renters will spend their lives calculating 4% rent increases.

Raise the asking price to $14mm..

BOOM. I just earned your entire LIFE in 30 seconds.

Divorce final yet? Your ex banging young hotties already?

why don't you ask him

PS: $15mm. BOOYA!

Shit, he didn't get the kids too did he? Told you a mom should spend less time online in fantasy land.

let's list it for 30m! that's a lot!

Dealboy 20 seconds to write that? Who is calling who illiterate?

agreed. good parenting is very important. no imaginary fantasy lives here.

So hey, whenever you want to share the results of "project isolation" feel free.

Must be a shame to have to part when your kids. Especially since the separation wasn't your idea.

Lucille, stay in Morristown. Stop spending time on se and get on jdate. You will find someone. Don't come to ny, it is hell on woman of a certain age with jour kind of baggage. Too many young girls to compete against.

Hi Jim

Lucille what do you say we take a trip up to Columbia County next weekend? We can take the Taconic.

I don't get it

Because you are a dumb diseased twat

I like to think it's because my sense of humor is above most people. You included Jim.

Lucille, columbiacounty is in Columbia County. He takes the Taconic and likes to be along with the cops and the deer.

Yuou just arent funny.

That's right, I didn't use the 'c' word.

Right. Nor a Sense of humor

Jim if I don't acknowledge you, do you still exist?

http://streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/27235-renters-insurance-with-liability-only

Once you.divorce, and your husband has custody, how.often will you be able to.visit

She's not giving him primary custody.

Wtf are you always talking about? Seriously.

me?

Jim

The tucked up loser crackhead strech mark covered stripper parent doesn't keep the kids. Even if her soon to be ex left her for a newer,gayer model. Not even jersey would left her wrecker kids livesany further

"fucked up"

Oh you meant fucked up. Now that makes sense.

I don't know. He might have meant tucked up.

Gold you months ago to pay more attention to your husband. Your response was "i feed him, i fuck him" blah blah.

Apparently neither to bis satisfaction

I must be really bad at those things.

And parenting. Hence the divorce and loss of custody

Im sure you cant make any money. Is your life worth living?

You are such a bore Jim. Nothing you write is funny or witty or original or even true. You just sit there all alone with you fake family and post stupid Shit. There is no value to it.

>You are such a bore Jim.

Uh oh, I have to call you out on sounding like aboutready.

http://streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/29810-case-study-aboutready

More crack:

Wow. Hopin for a near 240% profit in four years in a down economy without any real improvements unless you consider a very bad job on the floors.
http://streeteasy.com/nyc/sale/681264-coop-7-west-81st-street-upper-west-side-new-york

STREETEASY HISTORY
05/15/2008
Previous Sale recorded for $1,510,688.
05/03/2012
Listed by Sotheby's International Realty, Inc. at $5,100,000.

It was a divorce, with the wife paying the husband some portion of the apartment's 2008 value.

The ex-husband then bought something at 17 W 17th.

Fake family? Like blow up dolls or something? How os "operation isolation" lucille?

jim hones I dont know you but I just read some of your comments. wow, you sound like a really unhappy, bitter person.

I can't be ar she never solved the great puzzle. Maybe I'm Alan.

Fake as in they don't exist.

honads, you have to be one of the biggest sociopathic creeps ever wandering the internet and thats quite a testament. Congrats!

sweat not hones, lucille--he's just a broken rental broker, going down hard and fast

Let's be realistic yikes. He might very well be broken.
But the rental market isn't going down in the short run. Evidence suggests otherwise.

jim, the thing about operation isolation is that it works until i get bored or distracted and let my guard down and you come back like the fucking bitch that you are. oh well, let us resume. until i get bored again.

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sweat not hones, lucille--he's just a broken rental broker, going down hard and fast

as you can see below YIKES, lucille can't stay away. she craves the attention.