Hot real estate

As in something new about the current market that hasn't been debated here before.

As in: past, present, and future. Anything.

there are plenty of threads in play right now--and if you dont like any of them, start one

Advice from another thread-killer troll.
mutombo did start a discussion. It's a question I've heard discussed but not on se.
Which do you prefer?

It was hi-jacked by the bully gang members.

Truth, time for another Coolata and vodka. Seriously. You and mutombo. Enough.

There's not quarreling going on here. We need to have a discussion without bickering and drivel. I'm drained from the other discussion.

I don't tell you when it's enough. Seriously, huntersburg.

Thought you were going to dinner.

I wait for the other guests to arrive before I start ordering and eating. Until then, I do whatever I want.

What's for supper?

It's all about fish and seafood here.

how is fish different from seafood?

seafood would all edible things from salt water including fish.
Fresh water fish, by definition, would not be seafood.
supper might be trout and shrimp.

Truth,

Enjoy it for the both of us!

A+ for falcogold.
Seafood here is shell fish. Usually "fish" and "seafood" are listed on the menu.

so...a seafood restaurant doesn't serve salmon.

I will mutombo. I'm getting used to the late night dinners here.
They have breadsticks shaped like Gaudi building elements. Very artistic and tasty.

Are columbiacounty and falcogold are going at it?

Going at seafood?

Enjoy yourself to the max!

The others are almost here. The breadbasket has been good company.

so...at 2:15 AM are you sitting down to breakfast or dinner?

It's 2:15 in Columbia County?

Polenta is always good! I call them grits. LMAO.

hi guys!!

Hi lucille!

I would eat any kind of seafood with CC.
Yes they do serve salmon at seafood rest. As well as meat and chicken. No strict grammatical enforcemeat in the F&B industry.

Hudson River salmon?

Breadsticks shaped like gaudi building elements? Oh dear god. That could only be at a tourist trap, if it could even truly exist at all. Most of barcelona's seafood places are second rate. It's the innovative Spanish cuisine places and the top-notch tapas places that are all the rage.

Ut-0

fg: i agree wholeheartedly but lets start dinner before 2:15 AM.

And especially spending over an hour with only the breadbasket and SE to keep you company.

Hi lucille!

Oh, I see I missed lucille. How's everything going, lucille?

aboutready, the expert on fine dining is so obsessed with my life she times my activities.

This isn't my first visit to Barcelona. I've been here over 20 times on vacation and for work.
I eat at very nice restaurants of all kinds. Dinner is usually between 10pm -12 or 1 am.
I'll be living here all summer so I will have plenty of time to check out restaurants.
Unlike aboutready, my friends actually come over to visit me where I live. and they are good cooks.
So I have a social life that includes visits from friends and meals at home with them.

I was waiting for friends who are doing night filming for a documentary. Perfectly happy to sit and watch the locals while chatting on se.
aboutready sits alone at home on se, watching the clock and making notes about me.

We had a great dinner and now it's time to go visit another friend's boat where they will film sunrise b-roll.

aboutready, having no talent and no friends with any interesting work to do, wouldn't know anything about it.
Especially spending her days and nights with only the bottle and se to keep her company.

Another thread tangled in the web!

Truth, sounds like you enjoy, and enjoying Barcelona!

I would love to spend two weeks in Barcelona!

Hi truth, everything is ok, thanks for asking.

troosh lives in the most pathetic of fantasy worlds--i'd feel sorry for her if she had a shred of niceness to her--instead, i allow myself to be marginally entertained--her whole act is nonetheless quite pathetic--and i say that with ridicule, not sympathy

spain over 20 times, waiting for all her "friends" again, while posting uselessness about ar and others on SE--big music publicist, despite the easily found debunk of that--the continual advertisement of all the trapping of great wealth and lifestyle (her invented version)--fing hilarious

bottoms, how long have you and Truth been dating? It's quite cute, really.

bjw: Yes, it seems that yikes/wbottom's obsession with me has no end.

I live the life he wishes he could have. He's envious that I get to travel, have friends,am a music publicist (the proof is in the Press and in credits on documentaries, movies, music, books) He tries in vain to "debunk" and comes up with an event-planner's website link to post on se.

That I don't have "great wealth" yet live well is just infuriating him.

He's got money left over from his divorce, according to his comment to inonada, yet he's wasting his time posting his envious comments about me on se. His "ridicule" of me has not changed my life. I don't know anybody in real life who cares about the envious se comments posted by yikes/wbottom. He's a nobody.
A bitter divorced middle-aged guy.

maybe his buddy, w67th will drop in to update se on his trappings of great wealth and lifestyle. His worldwide vacations and current trip to the Med.

It's another fun day in Barcelona.

Yikes/wbottom will be home writing the alimony check.

I enjoyed reading that aloud in a heavy Rego Park accent.

They must be on the Heather Mills' ex- Mrs. McCartney's payroll.
She hates me because I was once quoted in Page Six about the private backstage lounge she for herself had at Paul's MSG concert. I predicted : "This can't last."

Heather was so angry she called Fox News.com claiming I was a "mystery publicist that nobody in the music business knows. And I slung mud at Billy Preston". They could have asked the concert's promoter, Ron Delsener. Or called Ahmet Ertegun. (Ahmet gave me the name "Truth".)
They just went with Heather's word and a futile search for my website.

We all know how the Heather and Paul wedded bliss didn't last.

Cindy Adams was also backstage at that concert. She wrote in her column how she was in the hallway when a bunch of bodyguards pushed her against the wall, yelling: "Move aside, Heather is coming in!"

What does any of that have to do with "hot real estate"? It's just more "me me me me me me me".

You trolled Hot Re to death.
I'm talking to mutombo.

I made two very brief posts. Someone else blathered on and on, attacking all sorts of people. Including Lady McCartney, apparently.

Taking advantage of an amputee. Par for the course.

An amputee taking advantage of Sir Paul.
(and yes, she did try to make a rule that she be called "Lady Heather".)

As the wife of a knight, Lady is what she was, and legally that is what she still is, post-divorce.

And anyway, we have no idea what you're referring to, so kindly post links to both the foxnews.com video and the Page Six item about Sir Paul and Lady McCartney.

O.K. so you call her "Lady"
Nobody else ever agreed to call her "Lady Heather".

I don't care what you have no idea about.

No? Nobody?

Here's but one example: http://thesleaze.co.uk/son-of-bollocks-759.html

She's an ardent fundraiser and leader for all kinds of charities. The Lady is a saint.

Yes, if she raises money for a charity they must refer to her as "Lady".

In any case she and Paul are long divorced and he's re-married.
His new wife doesn't demand to be called "Lady".

"Never mind the Bollocks--Here's the Sex Pistols!"

No, she demands to be called "Capa" ... which you'd better abide, unless you want a horsehead in your bed.

"Silly Thug Songs"

"Fredo --I know it was you..."

Anyway, we at Bon Chic Bon Genre earnestly await your posting of the two links aforementioned herein.

Get back to work folding those shirts!

French Connection UK you!

O.K.

www.absolutenow.com/news/20060612.html

What in alantart talking about?

He couldn't find the link to the Page Six item from June 12, 2006 where they ask me about what went on backstage at Paul's concert at Madison Square Garden.

I don't understand why alandart is obsessed with you.

Meanwhile Page Six editor, Richard Johnson, had been running items from me for many years, since before he created Page Six at The Post. He was formerly at the Daily News.

alanfart is sending a message to artd on the hotline, artd will be here in 5.4.3.2.1 to attack. LMAO.

I won't be here for that special appearance.
Have a nice weekend, mutombo.

promises, promises.

Same to you, Truth!

artd is jealous because she will never be my bff, and she's tired of old alandart.

Who doesn't share Sir Paul's attraction to one legged women?
Early in my life I dated a one legged women named Ileen. I left her for an asian women (one leg).
We fell in love and married. My story goes like this: A successful vascular surgeon in Chicago, comes home one night to find his wife, Ireen, fatally wounded by a one-armed man, and though I attempted to subdue the killer, the man escapes. The lack of evidence of a break-in, being the beneficiary of Ireen's lucrative life insurance and a misunderstood 9-1-1 call led to me being convicted of first-degree murder, for which I was sentenced to death. I escaped on the way to jail and now I search the earth for my wife's killer, and post nonsence on SE.
Moral: Be careful for what you hop for.

I was just called by "lurkers" to read this^^ falcogold comment.
and it is funny.

falcogold has a future in comedy writing if he ever breaks out of the bully-chain-gang, where his talent is wasted.

what happened to the idea that you weren't coming back?

You can invite him to write for that late-night fatass. Then invite him to swim in your ex-boyfriend's pool, and boil him alive. And then he'll never be heard from again. Just like poor Spinny.

Also, thank you for posting the link to the AbsolutNow blog. Not quite Page Six (Alexa-ranked globally #1,070), but it's a start and we appreciate it. After all, AbsolutNow is ranked #598,568

They refer to a Barbara Jacobs as "Veteran" ... unless you're a jarhead, that means only one thing: OLD! You should sue them, as you do. Get them to change the lightbulb.

But now part two ... where's the Fox News link. Roll the clip, please ...

Me, I'll take the beloved Phoebe Jacobs any day for my music PR.

alansnot,

I would not talk about old if I were you.

i wouldn't post about anything if i were (god forbid) you.

Phoebe's dead. That's what I said.

Where do you think absolute.com gets their content?

Page Six, you nitwit.

There is no Fox News clip-link. They have .com for stuff that Lady Heather wants them to run.

Why don't you go out and find a homeless black kid with a crackhead mother to adopt? Pay for his college education? And drop that info in on a discussion thread, any thread.

Go on grindr and see if somebody will go over to your place to stick a lightbulb up your ass.

you're dead?

that explains it all.

Yeah, alanlittleheart, why don't you go find someone to help and then post about it? Increasing household size has so much less to do with real estate than consuming breadsticks with gaudi elements in Barcelona at 2:00 a.m.

ar,

Has slighted herself to jealous!

Mudumbo, truth is welcome to you. I'll take witty over witless friends any day.

about-too-drunk,

Your only friend is alantart.

Jealous? Hmm. Let me ponder.

Not in a million years.

You ain't ponder long enough. Get off of Truth's tit.

Impulsive decisions are always bad, ar!

Although I must confess I would have appreciated a photo of those breadsticks. Granted, I only spent a week in Barcelona last summer but somehow I missed breadsticks with gaudi design elements.

When you were in Barcelona, you were toper to the point of death, I doubt if you remember any details of the trip. LMAO.

I am nowhere near truth's tit. Nor will I, the fates willing, ever be. You, on the other hand ...

Correct, you are nowhere near Truth's tit. That's because you are on Alanfart's wee-wee.

Classy. You and truth deserve each other. Continue to prattle on witlessly.

What do you know about Class? LMAO. Like you and alanfart deserve each other.

ar,

Here's a dollar, go buy yourself some wit!

How long have you been waiting for me to respond? You're so simple. Nighty, night dumbo. Sweet dreams of your internet BFF "truth."

ar,

I've been waiting for you as long as you've been waiting on Truth. LMAO. Likewise to you and your SE bff alantart. I'd rather be simple than complex. Due to your complexity, you took paxil for 29 years. LMAO. You'll be back.

proud...proud...proud. modumbo.

you're simple and proud of it.

So, trUth, absolut.com gets its news from Page Six, but doesn't link or give attribution??? Hmmmmm.

Okay, no clip to roll. Give us the .com then.

Oh, and also trUth, please tell us once again about the time you loaded a bunch of us blacks from East New York (what we call in our street slang "the neighborhood") onto a bus and schlepped us to one of those all-white summering holes that you frequent, so you could get a good laugh at their expense. That's one of my favorite stories. But I forgot, was it the ivory hamlet of Woodstock, or the lily township of East Hampton? And will we soon see the sequel, when you make another gaggle of us sit in the back of a bus and go on a tour of all the zero-ethnic neighborhoods you've chosen to make your home over the past few decades?

And don't forget about the foxnews.com link. I think you can find it if you put your drinking cap on.

hic

Hare Krishna.

falcogold, not a bad story.

Not bad? NOT BAD???!

It was epic! And with a moral, too, which is just what our society needs these days.

alanhart can't find the Page Six link even though I gave him the date.
that's the first link I found for that. I have the original clipping but I don't look it up online to print out. alanhart doesn't know how these sites use content from Page Six. He thinks they have to get a letter from Mr. Page Six saying it's O.K.

and he's envious that I got to take my Broadway artist friends out to a great party in Southhampton.
They are actors/singers/dancers from around the city. None live in East New York but if they did it wouldn't make them any less talented.

and aboutready is obsessed with the bread I had the other night.
She, who doesn't take vacation photos, wants me to take a photo of the bread and post it.
She was here in Barcelona for one whole week last year!
She missed seeing such wonders as the artistic bread presentation while on her intensive dining tour of those "all the rage" establishments.

aboutready, expert on Barcelona, doesn't know that the month of July is time for the Grec festival of the performing arts. If she heard about the art nouveau decorated cookies around town she would demand they be cast in plaster and bagged as evidence.
Dough being so difficult to shape, bake and plate.

Maybe if she had any friends to visit here she might be invited out to dinner at their favorite "non-all-the-rage" restaurants. Where the owners are happy to stay open and serve extra late for a documentary crew.

And yes, now that the black kid with the crack addict mother is going to be adopted by her, he will finally become part of the population. I wish her luck with her new family member.
Send him forth into the world with a non-breakable Metrocard and everything will be okey-doke.

truth seems very vested on this topic for someone who doesn't care about what others think about her. Endlessly listing her gripes. Attacking people and their ideas. Defending herself and her rantings. Making moral judgments. Offering her philosophy on bullshit.
Is she upset that the actual quotes about her make her sound like a nut job?

trUth is right ... there are even pancakes crafted into the shape of a rat's head: http://static.disneylandnews.com/files/2011/06/03_08_DLRH_9015.jpg

I once ate at a restaurant that had a cup of crayons on each table, so you could -- get this -- draw on the paper TABLECOTH! Isn't that wild?!!!

But no, it just wouldn't be special to read that transcription from Fox News if it didn't come directly from you, trUth. Please link.

And speaking of links, yes, it's a severe copyright violation for a blog to copy text from another source without a linkback and/or citation. Of course, nobody ever reads AbsolutNews, so it's the tree that fell in the forest. Or the canary killed in the Pine Barrens by a Mafia Princess Bride.

Madrid is WAY more fun than Barcelona, by the way -- a major city. Barcelona is like Boston.

that is *TABLECLOTH* ... how UNCOTH of me.