Sale at 2134 Ocean Pkwy

rather than renovating to their new taste, they just want to sell this 10 yr old piece of crap they built ;)

a few thousand less and someone from the shul will buy it

"New" taste?

That would imply they had "old" taste.

truth in advertising: as the tagline indicates, gawjiss.

It even has a washer/dryer.

More detail from when it first came on at $14M, at http://streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/30678-million-dollar-listing-ny-question

What's funny are the plastic awnings in front.

House was featured last month on AllepoVision's smash reality hit TV series, "Syrians Gone Wild III: Gravesend Garishness".

Plot description, straight from TV Guide:

"When Moishe's Money Laundering Service is raided by the feds after being tipped off by his grandmother-turned-informant, he is forced to put the family home up for sale to cover rapidly mounting legal expenses."

Thanks for the informative history, walpurgis.

You guys can oooh and ahhh in awe, but this place still isn't half as elegante as Bay Ridge.

Well, there's always "Ze Gran Ptrotpeh Ho" (You know - where "We make your dteams come ttruu".

alanhart, the alkie is throwing attempted zingers my way.
He's a drunken poster and his attempts to insult me go against him.
Stick your "elegante" up your butt, alkiealanhart.

TrUth, you nutcase, why do you think everything is about you? Do you think you're the only tacky old doll in Bray Ridge?

alanhart, as his se log-in name suggests, is a Jew hater.
He's here within minutes to troll me, yet again.
The real Press is reading and watching your drunken anti-Jewish hate-filled comments.
I'm the only publicist in Bay Ridge.

yeah, take a fast, slow.

If someone is the only publicist in Bay Ridge, it's not you.

We will see about that, alanhart Jew-hater.

... and your little dog, too.