NJ is sh*tting on us

But alas: In every crisis there's opportunity: & this one's certainly no exception.

You see, there's a vast, yet untapped market for coprophilic swimmers. I sh*t you not.

Advertising our local waterways as the perfect venue to satisfy their unmet needs should not be dismissed, given the potential revenue at stake.

For years, people with these dual interests have been effectively ignored, what with being forced to swim in chlorinated pools & pristine waterways - all totally devoid, of course, of that one element that for most of them make their lives worth living.

Their golden - or, more accurately, brown - day in the sun has at long last arrived!

charge nj residents $50 every time they cross the turnel and bridge into nyc