who is the hottest male broker

this guy showed me a place at the stratus. he was male model pretty and therefore hard to look at. this isn't the best pic though:
http://www.prudentialelliman.com/MainSite/Agents/Agents.aspx?BID=AA

I think he is selling real estate these days right?

http://static.taume.com/image/David-Hasselhoff.jpg

Men are not allowed to respond to this thread. If you do, your gay.

my gay...my gay what, apline292? You couldn't possibly have meant, "You're gay," could you?

http://corcoran.com/agents/profile.aspx?userid=DJK&region=NYC

jasonkyle, I do not agree with you about your nomination. Is that Clark Kent?

alpine292, thank you for setting YOUR rules. That's probably one of the many reasons why you live in NJ and not NYC.

i dont agree with either of you--both those guys are boring, boring boring looking.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I live in NYC. I was forced to fleee the oppressive Corzine regime.

i said the pic was bad! i am not feeling the other dude though.

sophomoric, homophobic republicans don't usually do too well in the big bad city.

most of the people (men, women, other) who have shown us places have been pretty cute but they are never the listing broker with the pic on the website. drat

alpine292, I couldn't help but notice that you responded to this thread.
Twice.
Does that make you double-gay?

jasonkyle, i'm sure he has a nice bod, but maybe you're right and it is just a bad photo..

i normally prefer darker features myself but this one looks like a nice 4am throw pillow after a prance around mepa:

http://www.corcoran.com/agents/profile.aspx?region=NYC&UserID=EBOTTCHER

ss400k, he is "an absolute pleasure to work with"

also "top...performer" shall i look at some unneeded condos this wkend?

he certainly looks like he'd be a pleasure to work with. no i jest. i don't like blonds normally either but i wouldn't kick him out of my overpriced listing.

ha don't look at that 300 west 23rd though. it's kind of depressing.

his also states he is always "on the lookout ... for new tools to serve his clients" and that he sometimes himself "goes to bat" for his clients as well

i wonder if he's on manhunt, i'll stop.

They don't do anything for me. Find me an agent who looks like Mario Lopez, and I will release me some eggs.

since beginning our apartment search in september i have come across two brokers on manhunt. neither of them were ones i was um excited to see.

one so far for me, and played with a guy who's on a popular reality show that's currently on..small town after all.

we'll have to exchange info at some point

oh this board...lol

This discussion confirms my long-held belief that a majority of people here are of the homosexual leaning.

I'm the hottest bitch up in here!!!

I'm the hottest bitch up in here!!!

gay people look for apartments too. but this thread was a response to this thread:
http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/7494-who-is-the-hottest-female-re-broker-of-note-in-nyc

This discussion confirms my long-held belief that a majority of people here are of the homosexual leaning.

Sue, do you really think so? That's not my feeling about this board but who knows?

you didn't realize that streeteasy was dominated by a coven of lesbians in sensible shoes?

look at these amazingly inappropriate comments by the supposedly straight-laced jasonkyle:

he was male model pretty
i don't like blonds normally either but i wouldn't kick him out of my overpriced listing.
since beginning our apartment search in september i have come across two brokers on manhunt. neither of them were ones i was um excited to see.

-and after learning that Jasonkyle is unfaithful to his partner, hunting for men, this is the most inappropriate comment:

his also states he is always "on the lookout ... for new tools to serve his clients" and that he sometimes himself "goes to bat" for his clients as well

that was a fun thread!! thanks for bringing it back up.

S peaking of brokers for shout outs!! Ho Ho Ho!

never realized that this could be a good place to meet other gay men.....no wonder its called street easy.............

i was hoping for more pics of hot guys on this thread

im single if anyone is interested LOL

by far urbandigs and his balding patterns - so hot!

West81st.

urbandigs, hilarious.

This is useless without pix. C'mon guys. Pony up.

this is by far the worstest stupidest thread I have ever seen (grammar intentional)

gcondo, i think by the title of the thread it's pretttty easy to determine if this might amuse you (or otherwise interest you).

and it relates to NYC real estate!

urbandigs, awesome.

i think the 40 recent threads where nopigorshrimp complains about w67th are far worse then this which at least was intended to be silly on purpose. if you don't like that example there are many others but that came to my mind the fastest
i agree with urbandigs about urbandigs, but only in some pictures.

Eli Pariente is a pretty sexy broker from Paris.

http://www.urban-sanctuary.net/index.cfm?page=agents&state=profile&id=4

Gotta love a guy with an accent. How about Fredrik Eklund from Core? http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/contact/19958-fredrik-eklund

in most pictures UD is sporting WAYYY too much hair for optimal attractiveness. need to update. and quick. hope UD2 rectifies the issue.

oh no any mention of Fredrik Eklund brings about an immediate mention of his short lived career as a porn actor. What really should be mentioned is that he gained weight and isn't looking so good lately. Doh!

what about the dude selling in Chelsea modern: see movie. http://chelsea-modern.com/interim.php

the lady at the chelsea modern was really nice and seemed to be aware of where the market was at when we met her. the guy was kind of giving the early 08 sales pitch hard and therefore lost any appeal he may or may not of had within moments of meeting him.

ok lets talk about hot female brokers and watch everyone get pissed off!

there was already a separate thread for that. it's what this thread was a response to.

here you go:
http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/7494-who-is-the-hottest-female-re-broker-of-note-in-nyc

and no one got pissed off. most people on here have a good sense of humor. those who don't well that's what the ignore button is for.

I like Guy Abernathey at Corcoran. He's sorta classy/suave.

http://www.corcoran.com/agents/profile.aspx?userid=GLA&region=NYC

did the female broker thread just disappear? i found that awesome quote by w81st where he discusses LeAnne's assistant, and how his/her "gate doesn't swing that way." damn, now i'm pissed.

oops, sorry, i see it's embedded here. i thought it had been brought back up also. so i commented on w81st's post twice, but it probably deserves it.

In addition, I like Irene Lowenkron at Brown Harris. Love the way he puts his hat on in that profile pic. He is totally VAMP. The name 'Lowenkron' is so Wagnerian - I would go to one of his open houses just to see him ...

http://www.bhsusa.com/agent.aspx?id=IXL

BaronArtz, LMFAO.

lol, funny stuff...yes need to sport a more updated, balding pic...ill get on it

baron artz, nice choice with Guy. i would say marcel lindner is up there but i can't find his pic online damn it.

how about

http://www.corcoran.com/agents/profile.aspx?region=NYC&UserID=JJDOYLE

How about LICC?

bald is beautiful

stevejhx, years from now it will come to light that you and LICC entered a deep and loving relationship, put aside your differences, and bought a waterfront property in LIC at 12x. They may then send you two as a convoy to the Middle East.

UD, you still have hair. just think, your beauty will likely only increase. (says the woman whose husband started balding at 18).

What about Stan Ponte from Sotheby's. He was named one of Gotham mags most eligible bachelors
http://www.sothebyshomes.com/nyc/agents/Stan.Ponte

Long Island City?! bjw, for shame! My family moved out of that dump generations ago!

steve, I'm thinking that by that time it may actually be nice enough for you. But maybe I'm stretching things a bit. Perhaps you'll both settle on Roosevelt Island then?

as it was my comment on the earlier broker thread that got this one started again, i thought i'd post the objectified broker:

http://www.prudentialelliman.com/mainsite/agents/agents.aspx?BID=ECH

fabulous person, and i knew him when his hair was totally dark. what real estate can do to a guy's hair(line)!

My head will always be full of hair. I will always be tall, dark, handsome (and rich).

ha, thanks AR!

check The Real Deal in a few hours!

will do.

I'm very young....why would I need Rogain? Isn't that more for your age group gramps?

wonderboy...call me when you can stop yourself from having unintended boners walking down the street...

UD.. did you get a new headshot? or dye your hair, or ????? This is the internet age.. I can't wait that long....

w67th, highly amusing.

wonderinfant, are you admitting that you're a broker? because this thread is about hot brokers. not random narcissistic assholes. if you're an egotistical broker, by all means post a link.

At least I can get it up gramps. Go take your Viagra and stop flirting with people 1/3 your age.

http://www.halstead.com/agent.aspx?id=JKO very Anderson Cooper-y in person.

ha he put this in his bio:
And if you think you recognize him from somewhere other than the closing table, you may have seen Jay in his appearance on the hit ABC reality show, “The Bachelor,” season six.

I know Anderson Cooper's boy toy.

you mean a new headshot showing my baldness? you can check facebook for that. i dont dye my hair, im an o natural kind of guy. grey, bald, whatever happens Ill let it happen gracefully.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/12/images/051208_giant_ape.jpg

wonderbra, stop picking on Little Gloria's family. Hasn't she suffered enough without having to be subject to you and your ilk?

ahhhh to be able to get it up in front of the computer... good for you wonderbeads.... now get a life and then a girl, or boy.... :)

"Perhaps you'll both settle on Roosevelt Island then?"

My ex lives on R.I. Not bad, as long as you're close to the subway, tram, and you don't mind getting mugged at the Gristide's.

A.C. has a new boy toy? He must have a big one. A.C. was orally deprived.

As the saying goes, TMI!

Hey, just saying!

Well it's just not done to speak about Riker's Island in polite company.

Maybe not the hottest, but there is something about him.

http://www.halstead.com/agent.aspx?id=BKL

When I saw this thread, the first person I thought of was Darren Kearns at Corcoran, but someone else beat me to it.
http://corcoran.com/agents/profile.aspx?userid=DJK&region=NYC

well, darren is special. creative and enthusiastic!!

"He lends utmost creativity and enthusiasm to the great benefit of each individual he represents."

alanhart, I'm not joking. I know him.

w67thstreet, ok Mr. Erectile Dysfunction.

Whenever that annoying Cialas commercial comes on, I'll think of you!!

wonderinfant, you "know" him?

Very well.

Stop right there ... do not get specific. Even that you "know" him very well is TMI.

ericho69 gave me some Exenze.. I'm doing fine now....

Handsome, single, recognized everywhere celebrity and a Vanderbilt to boot. You think AC has any problem meeting men, toy or otherwise? For a while I was po'ed at him for not coming out but realized he has a right to privacy and at least he's not playing at being straight (just "neutral" ala Ed Koch) and unless and until he turns into a homophobic a-hole (which I doubt he would), he can remain private about his private life. Larry Craig and the rest of the Republican hypocrites lose their right to privacy when they try to suggest that their own nature, and that of many others, is worthy of second class citizenship.

w67thstreet
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report abuse ericho69 gave me some Exenze.. I'm doing fine now....

hmm, interesting. So your penis was 48" before Extenze, how big now?