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Hilarious! they want $700/sf for 384 Warren Street #2R

Started by GraffitiGrammarian
over 17 years ago
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Discussion about 384 Warren Street #2R
in Brooklyn....they're actually asking more than $700/sf for this place. It is DIRECTLY across the street from the projects. I mean directly across. And the kitchen looks shabby. The cabinets look like that particle board stuff. And the whole place is small. This is the "adventurous" end of Boerum Hill, by the Gowanus industrial district and some of the biggest projects in New York. They are seriously smokin somethin'.
Response by broadwayron
over 17 years ago
Posts: 271
Member since: Sep 2006

What are they calling the actual square footage?
I saw that place... thought it was a decent size, but for my taste, I'd have to gut most of it. And, yes, too close to the projects. It WAS overpriced, but I think that using the "price per square foot" model has a lot of flaws. Especially since the method of calculating the square footage varies wildly from place to place. Plus, smaller places typically have a higher ppsf, on average.

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Response by julia
over 17 years ago
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it's the last breath...the end of the real estate boom....sellers know this.They just are crossing their fingers and going for it.

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Response by serge07
over 17 years ago
Posts: 334
Member since: Aug 2008

julia, it is just me or do I sense your outlook shifting just a tad.

If so, good for you. :)

In this economy (or better said, lack thereof), good things come to those with cash & patience.

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Response by hejiranyc
over 17 years ago
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julia, 99% of sellers are still in a 2007 timewarp. Everyday you see more jaw-dropping examples of people who are just not getting with the new pricing paradigm in NYC.

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Response by GraffitiGrammarian
over 17 years ago
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In terms of the square footage, broadwayron, I have to admit I guesstimated and eyeballed it. The listing calls it "cozy" and describes it as a floor-thru one-bed, and the photos make the bedroom and living room look less than spacious.

So I guesstimated it at 600 sf. I doubt that any broker would use the word "cozy" for anything bigger than that. And the houses on Warren Street down by the projects are row houses rather than townhouses, so a floor-thru wouldn't be too big.

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Response by nyc10022
over 17 years ago
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You always need those funny examples to point to a year later...

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Response by kimerama
about 17 years ago
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http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/sale/217403-condo-433-warren-st-boerum-hill-brooklyn?email=true

Directly across from the projects (as in that's your view from most of the apartments, bricks) but holy price cut. Two blocks over and I would have bought this place (the actual apartment is nice the location just sucks).

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Response by broadwayron
about 17 years ago
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Two blocks over, and it probably would have already sold.

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Response by kimerama
about 17 years ago
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Agreed. Two blocks over and it's pretty much Smith so I guess I meant even one block over and it's a deal.

A parking spot too ... man this is listing porn for that area if it were just in another spot.

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Response by broadwayron
about 17 years ago
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http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/sale/316253-condo-433-warren-st-boerum-hill-brooklyn

Wow. 2B is only 700 sq ft (versus almost 1400) and priced $29K higher... something doesn't add up.
WTF were the developers thinking when they picked this spot practically in the middle of the projects?

(I'm referring to 433 Warren, not 384.)

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Response by kimerama
about 17 years ago
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I saw both places (433 Warren) and 2B is more conventionally laid out I guess you would say. The other is like a triplex sort of with a parking spot on the first floor. None of it makes any sense. The location, the crazy price adjustments (2B went up and down in price like 30 times last year) and the fact that it doesn't look like anything has closed in the building. It's just kind of a mess and a waste of a fantasy deal.

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