Columbia Not Creating Enough Spots For Mediocre Students From Chicago

Is that the "diversification" rufus is saying NYC neglected to do?

Apparently, we don't have enough racist, unemployed, uneducated morons around here...

I figured this could be a fun one for a Friday. Let 'er rip....

very nice.

well done, waverly...

And a thank you to you both as well...

It's really unfortunate. They should take into account the third-world living standards in Chicago ... the fact that students have to risk their lives just to get to school in a city with such a high murder rate, brave artic conditions and wind in the winters, a deal with such high unemployment. Students just don't have the same advantages as other cities if they come from Chicago - it really should be another type of affirmative action.

the design schools were considering creating some spots for the unfortunates of Chicago, but each and every candidate wrote essays extolling the virtues of large vertical glass structures. the admissions directors gave up, refusing to admit such simple creatures fixated on crass displays of limited to no taste.

Dear Columbia,

It is with great pleasure that I write to you for the purpose of recommending rufus for your nursing program. I don't know who the f*ck you think you are but if this f*ck*ng sissy doesn't get in to that program I can assure you of one thing - I will have all your f*ck*ng balls in a vice (or is it vise in this case - i guess vice is better for me because of the double entendre). Anyway, I digress. What I am trying to say is that if you think just recognition is good enough for this young aspiring nurse you have another f*ck*ng thing coming. Send me some f*ck*ng money in unmarked bills - honey, shut up, I am trying to write a f*ck*ng letter here for quantum. Ah, f*ck it! I have to go to the hairdresser.

Sincerely,
Rod Blagojevic

I saw the headline for this discussion and almost laughed myself off my chair.

sniper, you're having a VERY good day.

i am always this good but have just decided to participate a little bit more.
slow day at the office.

oh, and thank you.

Roofie is my hero

Waverly, I think you get the nod for POST OF THE QUARTER!

nyc10022 - it is a great post but last quarter's post were down so much (with the practical standstill in december) that this quarter's posts were bound to be up. it is not a true number. we really need to see where Q1 comes in. they were just talking about it on cnbc.

nursing major is too hard for rufus... maybe a psych major? oh wait... he is more of a psych case study...

"nyc10022 - it is a great post but last quarter's post were down so much (with the practical standstill in december) that this quarter's posts were bound to be up. it is not a true number. we really need to see where Q1 comes in. they were just talking about it on cnbc. "

well done...

wow, guys, really good work today!