$1,000
(RENTED)

114 W 71 #4C in Lincoln Square

- This apartment is so small, you can't have three friends over at the same time; one of you will have to wait outside in the hall.

- It's so small you can't gain weight once you move in.

- It's so small there's a bumper on the front door to keep it from hitting the back wall.

- It's so small you have to move the bed just to open and close the front door.

- It's about 100sf, with the main room perhaps 7' x 10', plus a bathroom, NO KITCHEN OR STOVE, and the shower next to the sink. And fortunately, only this bullet point is true.

BUT...

If you want to live in the very heart of the Upper West Side...
If you want restaurants and shops and trains and everything you could imagine within a 2 minute walk of your front door...
If you want a safe place to come home to without roommates or parents or kids or anything around to bother you...
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- This apartment is so small, you can't have three friends over at the same time; one of you will have to wait outside in the hall.

- It's so small you can't gain weight once you move in.

- It's so small there's a bumper on the front door to keep it from hitting the back wall.

- It's so small you have to move the bed just to open and close the front door.

- It's about 100sf, with the main room perhaps 7' x 10', plus a bathroom, NO KITCHEN OR STOVE, and the shower next to the sink. And fortunately, only this bullet point is true.

BUT...

If you want to live in the very heart of the Upper West Side...
If you want restaurants and shops and trains and everything you could imagine within a 2 minute walk of your front door...
If you want a safe place to come home to without roommates or parents or kids or anything around to bother you...
If you want a newly renovated apartment to lay your head, as a fulltime place or a pied-a-terre, with plank flooring, skylight, and new shower and bathroom...

Then contact me, and I'll show it to you. This is the absolute lowest price at which you can move into the West 70s! And look at the bright sides of such an apartment: 4th floor walkup means you'll stay in shape; no separate kitchen area or stove means no dishes to clean; and an apartment this cheap means the broker fee is under $2000. Where can you find THAT in this area? :)

Apartment can be painted; current cube fridge and microwave can be kept or tossed, your choice. Short-term possible.