Sry, you can't afford downtown, UES, UWS, midtown

Camden calling

Have you walked any of these called-so ' Less prime areas of Manhattan' . . . lately?

''Harlem" covers a lot o' NYC TURF that doesn't even look like "Harlem" any more . . .

Yonkers?

Detroit! Not quite as attractive as it would have been had they let the libertarians buy Belle Isle, but come on, you can't beat the ppsf, and it can't get any worse, right?

>Detroit!

NY metro area

Fine. Washington Heights or Harlem.

So greensdale is a shill AND a troll?

swe, yikes said he likes your hissy bitchiness. I guess that's it right there?

jersey 'gold coast' (insert fist pump joke) = alpine (#1 zip in all of USA) all the way down to jersey city/arguably bayonne

C0lumbia C0unty, New York is too far away to be considered.

why would you change your name on an anonymous board? what are you trying to hide?