Little Monsters with $18M to spare can now live in Lady Gaga’s former Chelsea townhouse. (Gaga: Getty Images)

Any Little Monsters out there who want to live where the Mother Monster herself once laid her head? That’s right, Lady Gaga slept here — in fact, the NYC native rented the massive townhouse for a while and is the only person ever to have lived in it, according to the Robb Report. It recently hit the sales market for $17.99 million.

The opulence of this home, in the very heart of Chelsea at 357 W. 17^th St., must be seen to be believed. Just try to maintain your “Poker Face” while you gawk at the sleek marble and gleaming glass covering nearly every surface of the 11,000 square feet of interiors, which includes an ultra-modern glass elevator to whisk you to any of its six floors, from the climate-controlled wine cellar all the way up to the landscaped roof deck.

There’s a plush movie theater with stadium-style seating, which should come in handy for screenings of “A Star Is Born” (especially considering that this home is conveniently close to Bradley Cooper’s own townhouse in the West Village). Other standout features include a yoga studio, an indoor pool and sauna, advanced smart-home technology and a glassed-in private garage that turns your car into a piece of art on display inside the house. (Potential buyers might want to tack the cost of a really nice car onto that $18M asking price!)

And while some New Yorkers spend their whole lives dreaming of one day having a second bathroom, please be advised that this home has 12 of them. Yes. TWELVE bathrooms.

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Of course there are also wet bars in both the dining room and the library, so you’ll never have to be without a cocktail in your hand. The marble floors are heated, naturally, and if you’re wondering whether the imported Italian doors have genuine Swarovski-crystal handles, well, obviously they do. Do you even have to ask whether the 2,000 square feet of private outdoor space includes a rooftop Jacuzzi with Empire State Building views?

Check out the listing, from Ryan Serhant and Nicole Palermo at Nest Seekers, to see even more. We certainly can’t think of a better place to hide out from the “Paparazzi.”

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