East River Coop at 575 Grand St. #D1206

Go ahead and gasp, scream, writhe and moan. We understand. Really, we do. And when you stop hyperventilating, and recover from the sight of a wall of windows framing the labyrinthine maze of rooftops; the downtown skyscrapers lined up like carved pieces on a chess board; the bold and seamless blue where river converges with sky, make an offer. Will you want to renovate the kitchen and bathroom? Very likely. Will it seem more pleasure than duty? We expect so. And before you know it, you’ll be sitting on your balcony watching the Seaport fireworks explode in dizzying patterns of light. By the way, there’s no relief from the relentless beauty. Both bedrooms have starkly gorgeous river and bridge views. With six closets in all this is an apartment to reckon with.