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We're All Going to Die! Flee the Country Before It's Too Late!

Started by alpine292
over 17 years ago
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US Declares Public Health Emergency For Swine Flu http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/26/us-declares-public-health_n_191523.html So please everyone, stay away from pigs. If you see one on the bus or train, do not approach it.
Response by STFU
over 17 years ago
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Member since: Dec 2008

i thought this was something about brokers catching the flu...

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Response by alanhart
over 17 years ago
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Have they quarantined Christine Quinn yet?

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Response by HT1
over 17 years ago
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Long Term we will be all dead ;-)

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Response by upperwestrenter
over 17 years ago
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Too funny...found on gawker.com:
Headlines from the papers 30 years ago:

February 20, 1976:" U.S. Calls Flu Alert On Possible Return Of Epidemic's Virus; U.S. FLU ALERT SET ON EPIDEMIC VIRUS"

Sounds Familiar!

March 25, 1976: "Ford Urges Flu Campaign To Inoculate Entire U.S.; He Will Ask Congress for $135 Million to Make Vaccine for a New Virus to Avert Fall and Winter Epidemics Ford Urges U.S. Flu Campaign To Inoculate Entire Population"

Bold Action!

April 10, 1976: "$135 Million Voted By Senate to Fund Flu Immunization"

Unquestioning political acquiescence!

May 21, 1976: "Race for a Swine Flu Vaccine Began; In a Manhattan Lab Race to Develop Swine Flu Vaccine Began in a Manhattan Lab"

Feature stories!

June 9, 1976: "Experts in Europe Question U.S. Plan For Mass Flu Shots; Europeans Question U.S. Flu-Shot Plan"

Europe: Always trying to disrupt America's bold actions with "science." Shut up, Europe!

October 13, 1976: "SWINE FLU PROGRAM IS HALTED IN 9 STATES AS 3 DIE AFTER SHOTS; DEATHS OCCUR IN PITTSBURGH But No Evidence is Found That Fatalities Among Elderly Were a Result of Vaccinations States Halt Swine Flu Program as 3 Die After Shots"

The bold action has backfired!

November 24, 1976: "Swine Flu Victim, Back on Job, Asserts Regular Flu Was Worse"

The problem wasn't that bad in the first place!

December 17, 1976: "SWINE FLU PROGRAM SUSPENDED IN NATION; DISEASE LINK FEARED; 94 CASES OF PARALYSIS CITED U.S. Aides Act Because of Concern That Shots May Be Connected to Guillain-Barre Syndrome"

In fact the cure was worse than the disease!

February 5, 1977: "Swine Flu Program Brings $10.7 Million in Claims; 104 Suits Already Filed Are Viewed as only the First Wave"

The government must pay for its bold action!

November 16, 1978: "Around the Nation; Over $2.64 Billion in Claims Filed in Swine Flu Program"

And pay some more!

October 17, 1980: "$49 Million in Swine Flu Vaccine To Be Destroyed by Government"

And pay some more! The end.

Gotta love the gawker editors...what a bunch of putzes the media/US population turn out to be...

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Response by mutombonyc
over 17 years ago
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alanhart,

I heard you have been quarantined but have access to a computer.

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Response by alpine292
over 17 years ago
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Has rufus been quarantined yet?

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Response by mutombonyc
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Rufus was given the lethal injection.

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