swine influenza

what?

Kyle - It's pretty clear. You don't understand it? Read it again:

"cook distilled white vinegar few miunte will kill ,chinese store cost 1 dollar ,that is so good ,i hope shcool think about that,good for child,"

Now I am sure it makes total sense to you, right?

You cook the child for a few minutes in white wine vinegar to kill him/her? Well, at least it's cheap, but that's a lot of vinegar for a buck.

What if the kid's already full of piss & vinegar; then you'll be sorry, won't ya?

He's referring to the Mexican Flu. He says that a cook distilled white vinegar, and in a few minutes it will kill a Chinese store that costs one dollar (US, not Australian). He further states his heartfelt desire that it should become cool to think about that, and then compliments a child for thinking it all up.

Good for him!

alanhart, your interpretation borders on poetic.

Sorry, I'll try to keep it prosaic.

$1 dollar to kill a white child with Chinese vinegar at a cooking school?

non, thanks for the advice.

alanhart, what's wrong with a spot of poetry in a prosaic world?

This will likely be the most enjoyable, if not productive, thread today.

alanhart you are the closest!

Correct translation -

He wants schools to think about teaching children how to kill chinese stores for $1 using distilled white wine vinegar.

Simple!

the fact it is good for the child is subjective, mothers may disagree

Tweetable Haiku attempt:

mexican flu-bug
kill chinese store cost dollar
distilled good for child

Youse can do better.

Yours is much better, but I'll play:

chinese stores and schools
vinegar for a dollar
known pig-flu kill all

damn, i forgot the child. maybe the school ref?

There once was cheap chinese store
With cook who was really a boar
Till he brewed up a stew
Killed some mean piggy flu
So the child and the school asked for more

This is the most bizarre post I've ever seen on here--THANK YOU !! I love it, all this talk of swine pestilence and real estate boring-- some good old NYC politically incorrect sarcasm is whats in order-- here here :-)

Who was being sarcastic?

passionate polemics and poetry from people's pickled pores.