Sale at 316 West 84th Street

ok, this could be the most absurd positive spin description of an apt that I've ever seen:

Discover the advantages of first floor living in this spacious 2 bedroom/2 bath home with windowed eat-in-kitchen, gracious entry foyer, 7 closets and exposures north and south. Kitchen and baths are in good, original condition, hardwood floors throughout. Since the lobby is just steps down from the aparmtent, you will find it becoming an extension of the home, where you meet and greet guests and send the off with a warm farewell. If you have pets, get them in and out quickly, no accidents. And whenever there's a blackout, all your upstairs neighbors will wish they had been smart enough to buy on the first floor. Here's the best part. Your move will be absolutely hassle-free! 316 West 84th Street was built in 1947. There is a part-time doorman and live-in super, building laundry and storage for apartments and a common garden, which is visible from the second bedroom window. Pet friendly.

fish you are so polite - 2 words came to mind, what and crap.