The_President aka Alpine 292 is a nut job part two

hot to keep their pants on

i often find it too hot to keep my pants on

what's the matter columbia dump? Did I offend you and your 15 kids?

Alpine, you did outdo yourself with that one. I don't think the people I know are unusually fertile, but I still couldn't count the number of surprise kids. Those little wigglers can get past even a vasectomy. One friend, knocked up at 43, told me the worst part was the idiotic commentary from utter strangers, e.g. "Still haven't figured out how to keep your pants on?"

It must be heaven, knowing you.

while I wait for data, I love mindless sniping :)

sometimes.... the environment warrants the "illusion" of pants on :)... ever hear of a zipper, el_P?

cc, in 8th grade, I too tried to be mean to girls I liked. It didn't work. If it's meant to be, ignoring is best!

yuck

ah---so alpo was the imposter.

no, you impersonated yourself.

A few months ago, I earned a bunch of nice-guy points by saying nothing when Alpine recommended PS6, citing himself as a graduate. I've now used up those points and will go back to accumulation mode.

another brilliant rejoinder---this time i didn't have to bother to cut and paste. keep 'em going, bozo.

Socialism is better than capitalism.

keep 'em coming butthead.

people who live in the outer boroughs and Columbia County are losers.

But Bergen County is not an outer borough.

how about dutchess county?

still thumbing through the atlas trying to find it? or just trying to find your thumb?

> people who live in the outer boroughs and Columbia County are losers.

Figured, coming from the guy who lives in New Jersey.

Its called jealousy.

Remmeber to pull up your zipper and keep it up after your third kid.

what if I just happen to like the deed? R U roman catholic? Sex is only for procreation?, el_P? u know whacking off is illegal... right?

If you're a christian....technically sex is only for procreation.

Keep your old peepee in your pants. Why would anyone have more than 3 kids? Very irresponsible.

technically?

yes. technically.

alpo on the legal system:

"expert witnesses are a total waste. It's just a way for the attorney to milk the client in uneccessary fees."

why are you on SE so much columbia dump? Don't you have a life?

i asked you nicely to stop. now, watch how it goes.

he's on SE a lot because he's not getting any. I need to pay him a visit.

Hey CC,

I saw you on the Williamsburg Briedge the other day. I snapped a photo of you with my cell phoen so that everyone on SE can see you:

http://curbednetwork.com/cache/gallery/3311/3646276935_8a162975b8_o.jpg

you both deserve each other.

he wants me

how do you figure that out?

columbia what is wrong with you?

everyone does

so why are you alone? just enjoying your favorite person.

why don't you tell me? i can see you're just bursting with wisdom.

cause I'm waiting for you

so rude.

CC,

If you want to solicit male prostitutes, it is best thart you contact boywonder in private. Please don't communicate here. Thank you!

enough of your lonely hearts horseshit. talk about who gives a shit? who cares. think you're posting in the wrong place if you want some action. take a drive across the GWB and give alpo some dog food and make him bark.

columbiacounty, why are you so mean to me? :(

boywonder, thankz for your admission. the gift you gave, superb.

columbia, if you want to talk dirty, wait until you meet boywonder in the hotel room. SE is not the place to do it. Ok?

hey stupid....lets not forget the title of this string. enjoy yourself, you moron.

aboutready

girrrrl, you don't know who you're messing with Do you know where I'm from? I'll get Brooklyn on and knock your block off.

I'll get my Brooklyn on and knock your block off.**

alpie, i think it would be much more likely for you to meet boywonder wherever. and i have nothing against anyone meeting boy wonder, but it would never be you. or ....

another example of his brilliance.:

Who can be the first one to spot what's wrong with this article???

Quogue cop killed when Ferrari hits tree

An off-duty Quogue Village Police Department officer and a passenger in his Ferrari were killed Sunday after the speeding car struck a tree in Eastport, and both men were ejected from the vehicle, police said.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-liquog0623,0,2829634.story

columbiacounty

do you live on columbia county? where is that?

boywondersperm, my you don't have an f'n clue. oooo, i'm shaking. go ahead, do you have any idea the definition of battery, assault, what it can do to your record and what it consists of?

but feel free to go up against someone who has in the house a regional managing partner at a large international firm.

The Cock
29 2nd Ave, New York, NY
Category: Bars & Clubs
2127776254

wow...a fucking tough guy

alpo...put it into map quest and go check it out.

lol

shiuya

behave children or else I swear, I will pull this thread over!

come on...dog food...you're thrilled...admit it...all this attention

oops...not on you, but close.

thanks, cc, i didn't want to look it up over here because it's company paid for, the tech line.

boywonder, i'll call you nothing.

why don't you want to talk to me? :(

1. because you a raging asshole
2. because you are a juvenile
3. because you have nothing to say
4. because your bullshit is old and tired

and btw boywonder, verbal threats are considered assault. battery occurs when someone actually strikes, but assault is a crime with potential jail time, just so you know. big boy.

I'm laying on my stomach watching Sex and the City movie in my undies with my legs up swinging in the air.

who cares?

alpo? do you care?

aboutready who did I threaten?

I'll get my Brooklyn on and knock your block off.**

irrrrl, you don't know who you're messing with Do you know where I'm from? I'll get Brooklyn on and knock your block off.

unless of course boywonder, the feds decide to come see you? maybe you're legs shouldn't be swingi' so high.

"'ll get my Brooklyn on and knock your block off." can be interpreted in several different literal non-violent ways.

YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE.

It's summer break and I'm sooooooooooo bored and just trying to start a friendly conversation. Jeez.

it feels a little like matt to me.

who is matt?

^^^ This forum has officially jumped the shark ^^^

and who are you?

Don't make me go Brooklyn on your a$$.

This is actually entertainment.

I could sit here for hours watching this exchange. LOL.

this is pretty hilarious.
i particularly liked from boywonder: "i'm a prostitution whore"

BW, it's ok to dress up in your moms clothing when you were younger, regardless of your gender...no one will judge you here.
We love you for who you are!
No need to lash out at everyone...
same with El-P...whether you are angry you didn't pass the bar, or pissed off that you could never marry and still live in your parents basement, we will NOT judge you...you're safe here guys.

but...eljefe...never forget the name of this thread.

Nice. I go away for a couple of hours and find all the good parts were redacted before I could eyeball them.