Any underground hideouts/complexes for sale?

Yes I just put the Brooklyn Bridge on the market. Lots of toll revenue. Bid auction only, no list price. Send me your offers.

C'mon I am being serious.... I want something cool and different.

P.S. I dont mind if it's a fixer upper, I have my own ideas for some things to put in it.

P.S #2 - I shouldn't offer this so quickly, but I'll offer a broker a finders fee on top of the seller's commission, as long as they keep the whole deal a secret.

It sounds like you might be happy with a basement apartment so I would think that there are lots & lots of options. You'll find something. Small & dark, should be easy to find.

I want something cool with mystery and intrigue and truly unique.... not just a basement.... more like a super secret underground loft. Something the babes will really go for.

I betcha Corcoran or Elliman or Halstead or Sothebys or any other super snooty brokerage doesnt have something like it. Its gonna take a broker with some truly unique connections.

I want something that would even make Trump jealous.

meet me at the clock at grand central 04/03 at exactly 2:05 pm, i will have a red scarf, mention the weather in Milan.

I read about something in Upstate New York once and a place in England that used to be a fallout shelter, I was seriously the size of a small city, I'm gonna see if I can find the articles for you.

I found the one is England http://www.boingboing.net/2005/10/30/240acre_underground_.html

ask superman to survey the landscape with his x-ray vision...make sure you've got your money in hand though...wouldn't want to upset him

you are a sick person. i am afraid of what you would do with this place