Avoiding Foreclosure and Bad Credit - Sell Your Apartment Today
Started by lr10021
over 16 years ago
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Don't let foreclosure destroy your credit. With most apartments selling for 70-80% of their peak sale prices and selling costs in Manhattan averaging 3-9% of the transaction value, you may find yourself underwater or without equity. If you purchased or cashed out (refinanced) a condo apartment in Manhattan in the past few years and are in the unfortunate situation of having to move, and can not... [more]
Don't let foreclosure destroy your credit. With most apartments selling for 70-80% of their peak sale prices and selling costs in Manhattan averaging 3-9% of the transaction value, you may find yourself underwater or without equity.
If you purchased or cashed out (refinanced) a condo apartment in Manhattan in the past few years and are in the unfortunate situation of having to move, and can not sell it above the mortgage amount, I have a great workout to solve your problem. By assuming your mortgage, I can take over your condo and get you out free and clear without debt or any impact to your credit. Banks are willing to talk these days and I am willing to carry it at a loss, so why not let us get to work? I have been performing such transactions for years and have the contacts, know the ins and outs, and will not waste your time. Forget the scam artists and novices. Respond today with your contact information and I will be in touch.
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Response by alanhart
over 16 years ago
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Hey lady, you, lady, cursin' at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you never do
But I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you
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Response by lr10021
over 16 years ago
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are you suggesting I am disconnected from this marketplaza or I don't know what I am doing?
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Response by alanhart
over 16 years ago
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I've been to Georgia and California, oh, anywhere I could run
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Response by lr10021
over 16 years ago
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Still have a hard time figuring out if you want to talk. A/way I think you are a broker so I guess there is nothing in it in this deal for you, or is there?
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Response by alanhart
over 16 years ago
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Took the hand of a preacherman and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
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Response by buddyparker
over 16 years ago
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Alanhart you are HILARIOUS!!!!
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Response by alanhart
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Hey buddyparker, thanks, but we're having a conversation here!
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Response by dwell
over 16 years ago
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alanhart: Streeteasy's Poet Laureate
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Response by waverly
over 16 years ago
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I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
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Response by dwell
over 16 years ago
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"I've been to Georgia and California, oh, anywhere I could run"
Ir10021: I think Alan is saying he's interested in foreclosures in Georgia & California (or anywhere he can run), but, no meth houses, pleez.
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Response by ILoveMuayThai
over 16 years ago
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"I have been performing such transactions for years and have the contacts.."
Did you mean to say: 'I have been performing such scams for years and have the contacts...'
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Response by dwell
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"I have been performing such transactions for years and have the clap."
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Response by waverly
over 16 years ago
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dwell - don't underestimate the benefits of a quality meth lab/apartment.
1. you can work from home, so no commuting!
2. you can run your own business and be your own boss!
3. you can meets lots of interested (and tweaking) people!
4. you can deduct the business expenses from your taxes!
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Response by dwell
over 16 years ago
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Waverly,
yer rite. I can be so short sighted, narrow minded.
IR10021: Do you have any foreclosed meth labs? Size 7? I'm thinking a pump or a wedge?
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Response by ILoveMuayThai
over 16 years ago
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waverly - can you write that off as a home office too?
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Response by waverly
over 16 years ago
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I think you can! I am going to have to go out this weekend and get some battery acid and sudafed.
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Response by The_President
over 16 years ago
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"Forget the scam artists and novices. Respond today with your contact information and I will be in touch."
So then I guess people should NOT respond to you as your post has every characteristic of a scam. I was actually thinking of contacting you, but I just got an e-mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that if I send him $10,000 to pay bank fees, he will send me $10 million! And once I get that money, I will never be foreclosed on!
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Response by alanhart
over 16 years ago
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Please lady, please, lady, don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
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Response by waverly
over 16 years ago
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I can see so much of me
Still living in your eyes
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Response by lr10021
over 16 years ago
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haha you're all too much. and here I got excited when I saw 20 respondents.
interesting to think you guys all think this is a scam.
i guess someone who owes $750,000 on a house that is worth $750,000 can't do a simple deed transfer and assume a non-performing (or soon to be non-performing) loan with bank approval. oh of course, manhattan is special! I forgot.
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Response by alanhart
over 16 years ago
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Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie
A fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
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Response by alanhart
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Response by lr10021
over 16 years ago
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alanhart, this fantasy involves three attorneys (seller, purchaser, and bank), closing costs paid, a lender's agreement of sale and assumption, and oh yes...another small item which I forgot to mention: a relationship with the bank of which I have many. Banks need deposits and relationships at this point in time, I have always made both available.
this is not a get rich quick fantasy deal. if that is what it was it is simpler to just wait for the flood of foreclosures, what's the matter? haven't seen it all but thought you did? by the way is this you? http://alanhartdiary.blogspot.com/
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Response by alanhart
over 16 years ago
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But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, and it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight. That's truth, that's love
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Response by alanhart
over 16 years ago
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lr10021, you're supposed to sum up your original spam by replying:
"I spent my life exploring
the subtle whoring
that cost too much to be free"
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Response by 30yrs_RE_20_in_REO
over 16 years ago
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Someone has been watching late night TV infomercials. Who did you buy? Tom Vu? Carlton Sheets? Is Dean Graziosi really a Female to Male transsexual?
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Response by w67thstreet
over 16 years ago
Posts: 9003
Member since: Dec 2008
my truth... dinos 160 million yrs on our blue marble... humans 4MM... we'ze gotz a wayz to go.....
i though paradise was 16 virgins? and a side of hummus?
Alanhart... that's true SEX.... true love is when there is no sex... and you still hang around each other :)
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Hey lady, you, lady, cursin' at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you never do
But I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you
are you suggesting I am disconnected from this marketplaza or I don't know what I am doing?
I've been to Georgia and California, oh, anywhere I could run
Still have a hard time figuring out if you want to talk. A/way I think you are a broker so I guess there is nothing in it in this deal for you, or is there?
Took the hand of a preacherman and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
Alanhart you are HILARIOUS!!!!
Hey buddyparker, thanks, but we're having a conversation here!
alanhart: Streeteasy's Poet Laureate
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
"I've been to Georgia and California, oh, anywhere I could run"
Ir10021: I think Alan is saying he's interested in foreclosures in Georgia & California (or anywhere he can run), but, no meth houses, pleez.
"I have been performing such transactions for years and have the contacts.."
Did you mean to say: 'I have been performing such scams for years and have the contacts...'
"I have been performing such transactions for years and have the clap."
dwell - don't underestimate the benefits of a quality meth lab/apartment.
1. you can work from home, so no commuting!
2. you can run your own business and be your own boss!
3. you can meets lots of interested (and tweaking) people!
4. you can deduct the business expenses from your taxes!
Waverly,
yer rite. I can be so short sighted, narrow minded.
IR10021: Do you have any foreclosed meth labs? Size 7? I'm thinking a pump or a wedge?
waverly - can you write that off as a home office too?
I think you can! I am going to have to go out this weekend and get some battery acid and sudafed.
"Forget the scam artists and novices. Respond today with your contact information and I will be in touch."
So then I guess people should NOT respond to you as your post has every characteristic of a scam. I was actually thinking of contacting you, but I just got an e-mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that if I send him $10,000 to pay bank fees, he will send me $10 million! And once I get that money, I will never be foreclosed on!
Please lady, please, lady, don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me
Still living in your eyes
haha you're all too much. and here I got excited when I saw 20 respondents.
interesting to think you guys all think this is a scam.
i guess someone who owes $750,000 on a house that is worth $750,000 can't do a simple deed transfer and assume a non-performing (or soon to be non-performing) loan with bank approval. oh of course, manhattan is special! I forgot.
Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie
A fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
alanhart, this fantasy involves three attorneys (seller, purchaser, and bank), closing costs paid, a lender's agreement of sale and assumption, and oh yes...another small item which I forgot to mention: a relationship with the bank of which I have many. Banks need deposits and relationships at this point in time, I have always made both available.
this is not a get rich quick fantasy deal. if that is what it was it is simpler to just wait for the flood of foreclosures, what's the matter? haven't seen it all but thought you did? by the way is this you? http://alanhartdiary.blogspot.com/
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, and it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight. That's truth, that's love
lr10021, you're supposed to sum up your original spam by replying:
"I spent my life exploring
the subtle whoring
that cost too much to be free"
Someone has been watching late night TV infomercials. Who did you buy? Tom Vu? Carlton Sheets? Is Dean Graziosi really a Female to Male transsexual?
my truth... dinos 160 million yrs on our blue marble... humans 4MM... we'ze gotz a wayz to go.....
i though paradise was 16 virgins? and a side of hummus?
Alanhart... that's true SEX.... true love is when there is no sex... and you still hang around each other :)