Beware Azmino - broker extraordinaire

you are pretty stupid.....i said i rent about 100 PER YEAR, that is about 8 per month (give or take).

and has very little to do today other then defend himself to strangers!!

sitting in my office, preparing for my workday tomorrow and working you people into a frenzy

"you can spot him from the robe he shuffles around in, one ripped slipper, and mustard stains on the robe. "

boy, you can really work as a RE poet, those that describe properties for the realwhores. i bet azmino has his own already though :-(

beware shitty habitats. you might just get this asshole if you call.

i dont field calls from unsolicited people....referal bases clientele almost exclusively. just got another application from a "dissatisfied" client. apparently i did such a poor job that she wants to rent something i showed her.

a broker who doesn't take unsolicited calls? ok...w67th st--I know its you!

actually i do very little work on the west side....and no, very few unsolicited calls if any. i am not usually sitting around my office waiting for walk in business or people to call me. again, a referral bases business. word of mouth.

hahaha, unsolicited! You are SOO exclusive hot dog!

Tell me again how shitty habitats does 12K+ a year apts...based on your clearly exaggerated number, I took a creative step and exaggerated your 400 apts a month you rent.

hot dog boy

you can't read...i never claimed to rent 100 apartments per month. i rent around 100 per year. and yes, believe it or not, if in business one does a good job, then one can work exclusively off a base of clients who refer their friends, colleagues, family, etc. And our market share and the number of transactions we do is a published fact, a matter of record

where is it published other than your own shitti web site.

www.realdeal.com

you have to pay to get the published market report. it may be beyond your means.

your being an assmunch is now a matter of record too!
on streeteasy mr hot dog

you and your 1 million apartments a year
you one bad motha fu ---shut yo mouf -- just talking bout hot dog boy

upperwestrenter, why are you so angry with azmino? since when did you expect total honesty from RE players?

oops.

www.therealdeal.com/newyork

but not beyond your means, with your good time RE money.
you are too funny, this is hilarious!

the money is a reward for a job well done. i can't help what i get paid to help people find their homes! its a by product of being successful.

i'm not angry, i'm cracking up.

"i'm not angry, i'm cracking up."
i see poet, very well then

"the money is a reward for a job well done"
maybe in your case, not true in finance.

Nope not me cc : ).
Azimuth. I've got this new gadget that foes on top of a key. Basically it mimicks the twisting of a human hand to twist a key in the hole. And you know how you hate it when you twist right and it's actually left to unlock, well there is a button to reverse the turn. I'm selling it at $5000 a piece, although it only costs me $10 to make with child labor in china. I figure the profit margin seems righ considering the amount of your line of work for compensation. It's like selling $2000 bottles of water to the stars, only those dufuses making $20mm a movie would be fool enough to pay and then go adopt 20 orphans to show how 'good' people they are.

"then go adopt 20 orphans to show how 'good' people they are."

but they are not as stupid as those that consider them good people for doing that

oh, i get it west67th st. the broker is the gadget that turns the key. i almost didnt get it. i couldnt really follow the rest.

are you angry because you have to work really really hard at a job you dont like for very little gain? i bet that is it. and you further resent people who do really really well in a profession that rewards people based on their productivity. it's true, not a really hard job. but if you do it well you make so much money. does that where the jealousy stems from?

azmino: nothing gets past you, you genius. and we all know that being a broker isn't a hard job--particularly if you're as bad at it as you are.

you have no basis to presume i am bad at my job. tell me what makes you think i am bad at it.

i knew this was going to be a waste of time....but i am done entertaining you losers. i am off to try and find innocents to fleece out of their hard earned money. at 15% of a years rent.

"you have no basis to presume i am bad at my job. tell me what makes you think i am bad at it."

i do not. just pointing out that it's a cliche that money and performance go together. don't buy it.

it's a business where success (renting/selling apartments) equals a monetary gain. not true in all business. if people are don't like the apartments i show them, they don't rent them (or if i fail them in some way) and i dont get paid.

azi.. i'm a commercial LL.. i have people like you kiss my ass all day long... , hated being a residential LL... f'n sucks in nyc.. the courts are so in favor of tenants... but it's changing... cause who can feel for a douche banker that can't pay his $5000/month rent... LMAO... if i were the judge.. i'd say.... move to queens... FLMAO. Did you really take that long for you to figure out my iphone typing?

Now wait a fucking minute, asshole. You call people douche bankers and assume being a commercial landlord makes you a better person? You can FLMAO all you want. Don't get it into your head you are more special than someone else because you have people kiss your ass all day long. Tool

i really don't know what you are talking about. why would i move to queens? i can't follow. i don't kiss any landlords asses. they are usually really happy to have someone find tennants for them (although a bit less happy now that a lot of business is no fee).

And what the fuck do you advocate people do since you scorn $5000 rentals? Own in this environment? Of course you do, trying to save some value of your precious properties. Scum landlord.

a scum landlord and nearly illiterate. i cant make sense of anything he writes

obviously a struggling commercial landlord, upset with his business failings, and blogs to rant about it. and badly at that

ahhh... I too was an immigrant... ask me how hard my family and I had to work to get here... LMAO.. fuck you can feed an entire family for a year on $5K... I'm a renter... think this bubble was AZZ and can't believe a person thinks having a pad in NYC is a birthright... nothing is a given, except for the crazies ranting about healthcare to the illegals, but $4500 to bail out an SUV owner is "stimulus."

My wife knew a father of 4 illegal working with a broken hand for 3 months bf coming into the ER... b/c he was worried about being deported... there's f'n tons of waste in the entire economy... starting w/ the trillions of dollars of bailout for banks/bankers who don't understand the concept of principal repayment 101 and FDIC. I say clean slate of new equity owners... fuck AIG, fuck citibank, fuck GS, fuck them all b/f another redneck yells about the $ for some illegal.. the last time i chked.. all the American Indians think we're all illegals!

Fuck off Johnnie boy... you don't know jack...

The worst thing about illegal immigrants is how their children become citizens and then hate America. w67thstreet, you have a lot to complain about America. Why? Why do you hate this country. Stimulus $4500 you bet your ass. We need to get things going for US.

a year's income from my commercial tenants could set up college trust funds for child and the one to be born this fall.....

ave9a... how'd your ancestors get here?

I'd be more ok with healthcare reform exactly if we stopped illegal immigration. Having illegals getting heathcare is a shame of our money. I'm ok taking care of all of my fellow Americans. Not illegals. Not children of illegals, their parents are irresponsible.

Lawfully.

Illegals always are taking advantage. Free healthcare, free education, having children that takes advantage of our Constitutional loophole. They always have more children than other Americans just to be able to take advantage like a cancer cell expands. Not going to the doctor for 3 months is exactly like how they drive, without insurance, and that means serious risk for other drivers.

Lamo. You guys just don't get it. It's like you are standing in line and the big burly guy is smoking unfiltered cigarettes in front of you and a child behind you accidentally bumps into you, and you being the fucking midwesterner hick that you are takes a swing at the 12 year old as both of you are engulfed in this nicotine/ cancer smoke bath. Get a f'n clue.

If you still don't get it, triage this. A gun shot to your heart first or your broken thumb? Now think. Now think. Sorry your inability to triage has led you to bleed out. Flmao. R u guys die hard republicans? Don't let them smoke and mirror you to being dumber than you are. Hey how about gay rights? Or transsexuals. What's your opinion on that?

Illegal is illegal.
Gay is still God's children.

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