Top ten reasons you may be a lemming.

5) you think 20% off anything makes it a deal

6) you run at the sight of a coyote or hawk.

1) You have an indescribable urge to walk off the side of Norwegian cliffs.

4) Manhattan real estate had the 2nd highest amount of closings for Q4 in 2009 in ten years.

Spin...spin...shuga.....spin ...spin...shuga

3) you closed in Q4 of '09.

2) you've hitched your wagon to the wet dreams of perma renters

11) you stand at the edge of your toilet seat waiting for someone to flush

oh hell, what number we on? 11) your favorite "company's coming" salad creation consists mostly of sub arctic lichen

hmm 1) you look at what the stock market and bond market are saying-economy headed for steep recovery-and you buy RE while prices still low, but not from delusional sellers.

12) you poop little raisins

5) you let the know it alls that stalk SE and speak in absolutes determine the timing of your life's biggest purchase

moxie, that should be #1. I rescind.

yeah moxie you get the #1 slot

You figure the $3000 psf is justifiable because there is a pet spa.

1. you are a small rodent, usually found in or near the Arctic, in tundra biomes & are part of the superfamily Muroidea, which also includes the rats, mice, hamsters, and gerbils.

"...are part of the superfamily Muroidea, which also includes the rats, mice, hamsters, and gerbils." And bulls. Little known fact.

1 - you hate giving 50% of your take home each month to an asshole like me so I can buy boats that I never use with your money.........all to live in some crap studio I bought 10 year ago for nothing...

matter of fact the money you gave me bought several boats ALL bigger than the crap studio you rent from

oh dear....infestation.

sadly, if you're paying your landlord 50% of your take-home pay on rent, you're a rental lemming who should be living elsewhere, and you'll never ever save enough for a downpayment. get thee out of the LES crap studio immediately.

Spinny. You know how the numbering system works, right? Or is that how you bgt your apt, they countered higher and you said 'awesome' in canadian French!

jim: your #5 is so true. unbelievable

aboutready as opposed to the boxy piece of shit rental that was built for poverty level workers in Stuy town? Tenants there are slightly above food stampers...

petrfitz, spoken like a true hardcore right-winger that you are!

1) you stop having sex with your wife cause the thought of selling in the next 10 yrs makes you nervous! But after 10 yrs of abstinence you are SURE it'll be UP!!!!

Troll Control 2010 must be broken -- I can see petrofrizz's posts by default (not the kind of default that he might well be in on his Vegas trailer, but still)

Your father or single mother has the last name Lemming.

13) Your wife can't enough sex because your epic virility transcends all other mammals, and you bought her a nest made from a finely shredded first edition copy of Never Cry Wolf, personally signed by the great Farley Mowat.

...and for my little buddy w67thwannabe- Votre femme ne peut pas assez de sexe parce que votre virilité épique transcende tous les autres mammifères (et vous l'avez achetée un nid fait de finement shredded la première copie d'édition de Ne crie Jamais au loup, personnellement signé par grand Farley Mowat)

Ribbit.

ah, yes, petr showing those noble liberal tendencies again. taking 50% of his tenants' take-home income in rent for self-described "crappy studios." what landlord school taught you that renting to tenants who are paying you 50% of their income is a good, ethical business practice?

sorry, i'll stop now. wouldn't want to hijack the thread.

yow mamas a gerbil

yer on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0Te8GOyCc&feature=fvw

hmm, guess i'm pretty close to a rental lemming.
hardly!
priorities....

we are italian, so kind of hairy, so kind of lemming-like....

"ah, yes, petr showing those noble liberal tendencies again. taking 50% of his tenants' take-home income in rent for self-described "crappy studios." what landlord school taught you that renting to tenants who are paying you 50% of their income is a good, ethical business practice?"

ROTFL.

Well done, ar.

spinny - aren't you greek? embrace your lemmingness.

i do think of spinach pies everytime i see your handle. yum! ;)

aboutready - care to comment on your husbands parasitic law practice?

What is worse charging 50% of someone's take home pay and giving them a place to live in Manhattan or representing an accident victim or someone who got ripped off and take 35% + costs of the settlement they receive??????

Or charging $650/hour for legal advice when you actually have a $30K per year paralegal do all the work for you while you sit at home with your phat assed wife bitching about how much you are going to scam from Stuy town whole in the wall.....

Definitely charging 50% of someone's take home on a monthly basis, for years on end.

i take money for a place to live, aboutready earns her living by taking money from people who literally lost an arm or a leg ........

nice try petr. my husband is in corporate litigation. one big company fighting another. the only work my husband does involving individuals is his pro bono work, which is significant.

i'm sure you'll tell me now that you've given rent abatements to people in need.

you take 50% of someone's income for a "crappy studio." i presume they have no other alternatives. my husband's clients have plenty of alternatives. once again, how do you reconcile your purported liberal beliefs with accepting tenants who can only rent from you by paying 50% of their income?

ahhhh.. the age old who is moraler q? hmmmmm....... Ganghus Khan vs. hitler vs. Southpark....... hmmmmmm

let the battle begin!

When I think of Perfitz, I think of Joe Pesci in the super.... the slumlord.

holy crap... me too...

counter-point for moxie...
5) you think Lawrence Yun is an economist and your two week trained RE borker is a "professional" that is giving you sound financial advice.

BTW, bjw and spinny had some funny ones.. come on someone translate that german for me... it's not one of my 3...

I guess itz ok if your wife does it.. but icky for someone else/....

is spin the famous "gay translating accountant" ...or was that someone else?

was that catalan or romanian?

Wow, fitzie is angry. Maybe it's because he's finally realized he's really a Republican?

Factoid: more books are translated every year from english into catalan than english into arabic. ..And we wonder why it;s so easy to get them all riled up for the 72 virgins..

petrofrizz- care to comment on your wifes parasitic trillionaire heiress Shakespearean hand-model practice?

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"And we wonder why it;s so easy to get them all riled up for the 72 virgins.."

And which is why the taint bomber purposely didn't go boom. He realized, what good is 72 virgins with no peepee.

"pharetra nibh facilisis"

Isn't that the thing that was on hsf's butt and got him all wound up about toilets?

It's nice that he thinks that some cum sucking whores aren't the slummy kind. Enlightened. Here's to the working girls.

Non-slummy = it feels sincere

alan hart - what is parasitic about a family who made a fortune bringing medicine and health care to the needy? Please explain?

It appears Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him!

aboutready
about 3 weeks ago
ignore this person
report abuse It's nice that he thinks that some cum sucking whores aren't the slummy kind. Enlightened. Here's to the working girls.

That's an appropriate comment. How was columbiacounty banned and you remain?

can you retype with new handle... clicking on "unhide" and then trying to read it all whited out... it's tiresome... seriously... until it's approved by se handlers... I aint' reading it... GO CENSORSHIP!