One More Person Decides NOT to move to Long Island City!

Oh, this is a fun string!

Long Island has a fake City
whose residents inspire but pity.
It's one part of queens
where my taste does not lean,
but younger kids find it less gritty.

Long Island City is chic.
That is, if your head's sprung a leak.
It stares at Manhattan
while developers fatten.
Its residents pay just to peak.

> What is a Hell Kitty car? Seriously. I don't have one, but I might want to buy one.

They make the pink backpack you wear...

why so mean about Long Island City? Still part of New York~ lol
I'm curious what would you say about midwest.

> why so mean about Long Island City? Still part of New York~ lol

So is Staten Island...
(which even people from the Jersey Shore look down on, if they're not from there)
;-)

dewyagi: Don't worry about the rest of the U.S.A. There's a website for a Telluride newspaper, where the locals tear each other apart. It makes this look tame (which it really is). Just some good fun, to release some steam...

Schenectady is still part of New York too, and nobody's ever been there.

now, now, now - none of this prose - stevejhx has made this a limerick thread

I wouldn't want to spend my senior years, living in a walk-up.