Cockney rhyming slang and brokers

wanderer: You rascal!

Want to start a thread of cockney rhyming slang?! It will be fun, and I could go on for hours.
Spend a lot of time in London. Have a lot of friends and clients from there.

"Harry Rag,
Harry Rag..." ( "Harry Rag" Ray Davies, The Kinks )

I've got a special one just for you Wanderer, k? Not for those in the real estate profession. Let's see if you're bright enough to pick it up:
TRICKY STUNT

Let me know when it sinks in.

I think he meant Cupid Stunt (all in the best possible taste, of course)

actually gopher you are mostly right. in cockney slang, only the LAST word has to rhyme with the word you want to use it with.

You missed the context, I will leave it to someone else to explain it to you. In London, if you want to call someone a c***, you generally just say it

Phony

Gopher: "He" is an aris.

Aris: arse,ass, buttocks ( rhyming slang:Aristotle/bottle; bottle and glass/ass ).

Jim Hones, Matador.

Columbiacounty, Phony

helenwaite: Great metaphor!

greenecounty: I don't read the ignored/hidden comments. Not ever. Suggestion: Just stop responding to him.

"Pen and ink". (Cockney slang for: Stink ).

Good to know.
This one though is worth reading, just posted:

columbiacounty
2 minutes ago
stop ignoring this person
report abuse
Hi...I,m actually hfscomm and I'm a complete asshole.

Truth...too bad you don't seem to care about it.

"Truth...too bad you don't seem to care about it."

Had to think about that for 2 minutes, good one, now I get it. Clever boy you are.

Fuck you, you fuck head.

Are you sure?

Fuck you stupid

Which one of us?

Truth, columbiacounty's a good guy ... you should take him off ignore.

Or just read his reposts under greenecounty

Truth, ditto, CC is an awesome guy....

Thanks. So you figure greenedouchebag is Matt?

Clock turns 10, and w67thstreet, alanhart, alanbran, and aboutready all magically appear along with columbiacounty

columbiacounty
1 minute ago
stop ignoring this person
report abuse Thanks. So you figure greenedouchebag is Matt?

if greenecounty is greenedouchebag
what is columbiacounty?

Hey douche bag, we've been here for a while and y ou know it. Meanwhile, what a great nite for you. Too bad you don't have any buds to share it.

Who qualifies as we?

But of course, douche bag, you have all your made up friends to appreciate how clever and funny you are.

Hey fuck you stupid

Hilarious.

Hfscommm

Hilarious.

Hfscomm

So not Riversider?

Hfscomm

So not NYCMatt?

Alan: I didn't put him on ignore. I just don't read those ignored/ hidden comments.

greenecounty: I'm very clever -- but, I'm not a boy.

Hfscommm

So not alanbran?

Alanbran is hfscommm...but you know hat

But not columbiacounty or ph41?

Hfscommm

Greenecounty is hfscomm

Alanbran is hfscomm

The idiot.

So are you saying that ph41 is NOT greenecounty?

Hfscommm

truth, cc is great. and you'd love his wife.

"and you'd love his wife."

If that isn't illegal, it's certainly immoral and disgusting.

I certainly do.

How does she feel about that?

Hfscommm

No, how does SHE feel about that?

Truth, SE put him on ignore, but you can permanently take him off ignore if you want.

Or even just temporarily take him off ignore.

Alan: Why did SE put CC on ignore? Did he tell the truth about RAL's dirty dealing?

Is greenecounty a bacon assegai?

A saucepan? (rhyming slang: child, saucepan lid/kid)

Take a Buffalo Bill (pill) and relax.

No, greenecounty is merely columbiacounty across the Hudson River.

(of course, for now, on the other side of the Hudson greenecounty postings aren't on default ignore).

dnftt

Which troll, East of the Hudson or West?

You are good at this truth, given me a real bubble (bubble bath = laugh)