John Boehner Affiair Bombshell Coming Soon?

Uh-oh, more bad news for John Boehner. Fortunately, nobody has to wait for the NY Tiems story. I have the exlcusive from a relaible source on Capitol Hill. According to him, John Boehner has had an affair with a tanning bed. That's right. My same source also told me that Chris Christie recently had an affair with a doughnut. Although if you have seen Chrstie lately, this is not a surprise. (and I... [more]

Uh-oh, more bad news for John Boehner. Fortunately, nobody has to wait for the NY Tiems story. I have the exlcusive from a relaible source on Capitol Hill. According to him, John Boehner has had an affair with a tanning bed. That's right. My same source also told me that Chris Christie recently had an affair with a doughnut. Although if you have seen Chrstie lately, this is not a surprise. (and I am allowed to make fat jokes since I myself and a but chubby and I actually like fat jokes). NY Post: John Boehner affair smear coming from NY Times The New York Post believes that liberal media are ready to hurt Rep. John Boehner with accusations or news, if you prefer, of an affair. The Minority Leader of the House of Representatives ignored a question about the allegation when asked about it on Thursday. Rupert Murdoch's New York Post has decided to spin the situation ahead of what it claims is a tell-all by the New York Times. According to Friday's Post, the Times is holding the story in-house, waiting for the appropriate time. The Post claims: "Insiders on Capitol Hill are buzzing about an upcoming New York Times exposé that will detail an alleged Boehner affair. Sources say the Times is looking for the right time to drop the story in October to sway the election, similar to how the Times reported during the 2008 presidential campaign on an alleged John McCain affair..." http://www.huliq.com/10061/ny-post-john-boehner-affair-smear-coming-ny-times [less]