Trick Or Treating Caution for Parents

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Also, avoid Columbia County, New York. All kids are scared of the old man with the horse voice who screams at the young rascals.

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Also, if they are Jewish, do not allow them to visit alanhart.net

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Also, in the general area of the nude man on West 67th Street, there is a woman in apartment 23 who will lecture your children because they are acluistic about the dangers of sweets.

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Also, kids, avoid Peter Cooper Village. Although nothing dangerous is there, the people who live there give you a penny instead of candy, and then will sue you for treble damages back. Don't you just hate those cheap bastards?

Parents, avoid bringing your child to West 67th Street in the Boro of Manhattan.

A hairy man has been known to be nude around children on that street.

Serious alert! Avoid nude man on West 67th Street.

Avoid nude man on West 67th Street.

Parents, avoid bringing your child to West 67th Street in the Boro of Manhattan.

A hairy man has been known to be nude around children on that street.

Parents, avoid bringing your child to West 67th Street in the Boro of Manhattan.

A hairy man has been known to be nude around children