hilarious: Weiner's teetties

who rangel?---the guy who won a purple heart and a bronze star in korea?

wtf have you done for your country, julia; but bill the taxpayer for your meds/inpatient care for your psychoses??

I want to hear GOP Larry Craig's advice to Weiner on whether or not to complete his term of office. Not a perfect comparison, of course, because Larry Craig broke laws in committing his embarrassing acts, while Weiner did not.

I want to hear from Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on whether or not Weiner ought to complete his term of office.

I want to hear from New York's Senior Senator if he supports Weiner.

I want to hear from New York Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo if he stands behind Weiner.

I want to hear from Weiner's wife if she supports her husband now. Why haven't we heard from her. She seems more relevant than Larry Craig who left office in 2009.

Please weiner DON'T resign. Hang in there. It's a vast right wing conspiracy.

I haven't seen this much outrage on streeteasy since the John Ensign scandal. Good thing he resigned or we would still be fighting over it.

Weiner's wife is a muslim. A possible explanation as to alanhart's fanatical defense of a jew.

Julia/Lucille/Huntersburg -- Enjoy SE purgatorio.

Very poetics and symbolic to have a limp emasculated weiner as the head mascot of the democrat party.

... says the right-wing hate-radio-listening Jersey housewife who kept her bush in the White House for 20 years total.

You know i disdain the bushes alanhart...

MidtownerEast, it's hot. wtf do you want you halfwit?

alanhart
22 minutes ago
ignore this person
report abuse ... says the right-wing hate-radio-listening Jersey housewife who kept her bush in the White House for 20 years total.

ok, you've been saying that about "julialg" since before i even moved to nj. do you know this? is "julialg" a woman who lives in nj? and does she want to get together? mom conversation gets a little stale, and even though the moms out here are way more fun and normal, still, there are just some things i can't say to them.

WTF do I want? You and your troll friends to shut up. Simple as that.

but columbiacounty, all you have to do is not read my comments. simple as that. why are you here, anyway? your only purpose seems to support YOUR troll friends. what's up cc? what are you doing on a real estate board?

I missed your brilliant wit and uniqueness lucillebuth. Your posts always make me smile. How is nj and what exactly can't you say to them?

you know, it's like regular talk, we don't really get into politics and anything really significant. this is probably why so many moms hang out online...oh the irony! we could be talking like this in person! and be drunk!

but in person people would just go back to being polite. the internet is magical thing.

I agree. People, in person are so boring and reserved. Always afraid to take risks. I hate the superficiality of most relationships.

so how about midtownhooker turning out to be columbiacounty? so much effort and yet so little to show for it. he doesn't enjoy himself. columbiacounty, there is no joy in your trolling. you need a new outlet.

Very interested in your move to nj. Why, where etc... Talk to you later.

Again,
why through the baby out with the bath water.
So...anthony's got a hobby....big deal (and I do mean big)
So...no the the cat errr... snake is out of the bag who has truly been damaged?
Wife, and future potential for higher office? That's not the end of the world or the end of this otherwise fine public servant continuing to serve the needs of his district prehaps with his pants pulled up.
By what standard do you hold yourselves up to?
You get caught with your dick on the net....what would you want your leader to do?
Fess up pronto?
On what planet?
Everyone knows when you get caught the first course of action is plausable deniability.
The punishment is always the same...any self respecting human would have to take that first route.
You saw his Mia Coupa.
He's got a Saudi Wife,so, if he stays married he has to learn to sleep with one eye open.
This will eventually cause a chronic dry eye which will serve as a constant reminder that such behavior ends in diaster.
If I check out an excellent ass on the street am I cheating?
If I look at one on the web?
If I talk to one and then keep her in my mind when I'm polishing the bishop?
What about if I just imagine?
Don't we have a park for that?

Agree with rangersfan.
Weiner should have just said "It's a private matter...."

He lied, orchestrated a cover-up, then he cried.

He also offered the services of his staff to at least one of his e-mail pals. To help her be a better liar. That's not good. He doesn't pay his staff out of his pocket.

julialg: Weiner had no one left to lie to.

Julia/lucille -- That "conversation" was truly a lame attempt at a cover-up. Even more stilted than a ventriloquist's dummy.

Truth,

ah must have spilled his sidecar.

Primer isn't poor. He has a very good business and does quality work.

Spin isn't "RIP". He's working.

Truth: How is Hitchens feeling? Hope all is well.

He's doing O.K.,julialg.
Considering how ill he is it's good that he can still go out and speak to audiences. On his good days.
He's still the best journalist.

He's going to be writing about the Weiner.

That must worry Weiner very much.

weiner is limp and lethargic. The weiner won't quit and he will try to perform as best as he can. It will be difficult for him with the constant beating.

bottoms, the "look at the other guys" defense isnt very compelling. rachel tried that on her show a few nights ago. the weiner is like the little pink bunny, keeps on going and going and going. but it will not end nicely. he may hang around the edges for awhile, maybe even check into dr. drews rehab. like i said, usually doesnt end well for the demagogues - and that includes your boy newt. throw in bachmann in the not too distant future. palin - let me just say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! another ode to steve.....

Truth -- How is Keith feeling? I've called and called and he won't return my messages. I have some questions about Altamont and Gimme Shelter.

Midtowner is so frustrated.
She has no one left to lie to.

just commenting on the field day the murdochracy is having with wienergate--i mean yesterdday 9/10 front pages of the post featured wienerdouche

page 3 made space for plaxico on his chopper

and wiener needs to resign if only cause he's a douche

Don't you wish Midtowner could be just like you, Truth?

ah back from licking his sidecar up off the floor, while down on all fours.

Frustrated with nobody left to lie to.

You know I would never allow my sidecar to spill, ever.

I have a question about your one big tit that I hope you won't consider a personal question.

It's all over for the bully gang members.

They have no one left to lie to.

They are the Weiners of streeteasy.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/06/09/help-us-investigate-the-sarah-palin-e-mail-records/

So MidtownerVirgin, who has neither used drugs, listened to rock and roll, nor had sex, is criticizing Truth because Truth has an association with Keith Richards. Is this the same Keith Richards who is cavorting with Bill Clinton on the front of The New York Post? Wow Truth, who is next, Oprah? You really know lousy people.

troll, Truth provides the louses.

If Truth is Keith's publicist, either she lives in Florida or has a long commute:

http://www.athletepromotions.com/celebrity/Keith-Richards-appearance-booking-agent.php

Never said I was Keith's publicist.

Midtowner is soooo frustrated. With nobody left to lie to.
Except to herself and her various other noms de streeteasy.

Alanhart, you and columbiacounty really picked a winner in Midtowner. The 3 of you on a dodgeball team would be a site for the rest of us to get an opportunity to watch. One drunk, one old senile man with a rollator, one 45 year old virgin with limp arms.

huntersburg: I am laughing out loud!

what an awesome trio, truth,lucille and huntersburg.

psychotics unite.

"truth,lucille and huntersburg." ... four all-star personalities.

Zap!

I've never met Oprah.
I did see her in Italy once. She was eating a delicious looking salad and people left her alone.

I know that Will Smith kept his "no cell-phone while driving" promise to Oprah.
He was driving down my street one day by himself. He pulled the car over and got out to make a cell-phone call. He ended the call and got back in the car and drove off.

He flew off into the sky, back to outer space where he came from.

Nah, he wasn't dressed in the Men In Black attire.

Truth -- It is not "I am laughing out loud." It's "LOL!" Please be consistent. Like you should. Now.

Also, if Will Smith was by himself, how do you know he kept his promise? Reminds me of the story that Ronald Reagan once told about a plane going down in WWII. He recounted the last words of the "heroes." Then one of the reporters asked his staffers afterwards how Reagan could have known what they said because (of course) everyone in the plane died. It turned out Reagan saw it in a movie and had confused real life with a movie.

Are you drawing the connection, Truth?

Oh there's aboutready!

A really interesting accomplished person.

Maybe if she tries to call herself on the phone midtowner/happyrenter/whoever else will answer.

Or she can just leave herselves a message.

Interesting how aboutready likes to diagnose "psychotics". I don't know about the others I am grouped with here, but I do know that Aboutready has been a Paxil user. I know that she was institutionalized after the birth of her daughter. Unless aboutready was lying when she discussed those things on streeteasy. But who falsely tells people about their own institutionalization? A psychotic?

Truth, now you are being compared to Ronald Reagan, that bad man who no one ever liked.

Hey huntersburg! ah called you an all-star personality.

Lucille: ah said the same about you.

I'm delighted to be named to his all-star list.

Because he's sooo special.

Gotta go. Time for a swim.

Who's up next? aboutready/midtowner/happyrenter?
I hear there's a nice sprinkler down on the lawn in PCV.

Say hello to Keith and all your other celebrity friends when you are at the Y.

"swim"

I read Hitchens' voice is totally gone...I hope Wiener stays..he's a good congressman..david vitter is still there.

truth, this "she" you talk about, it's ar? has no one actually seen columbiacounty? "he" isn't real? i know "he" isn't a man. but is it all ar?

Hey kathleen... how about some more witty Harry Potter references for the media to prove how kool you are? FLMAoz.... alex09? Any other handles... .you know a broom handle works for some women too.. save your hardworking hubby some coin.

Self important POS, get a job.

what about wbottom? who here is a real person?

Hey w67thstreet, did you cheat the IRS again this year?

http://streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/18080-its-official-the-irs-are-morons

is 67th a real person? who has seen any of them in the flesh? can i get a witness?

i'll go back to work when my youngest starts school. i quit my job to take care of my children while they're young, a meaningful and truly wonderful luxury you cannot afford for your poor suffering wife. bye bye now.

Change the topic!
If Anthony Weiner was a building, which would he be?
I'm thinking.........One Madison
Tall
very thin
full of so much potential
undermined by a dick (or two)
left early belivers holding the bag

Yes, I think he's a real ape.

He was also a TA in his MBA classes at Columbia Business School. What a bigshot.

Truth's one big tit is real; she even said so.

That's excellent. Maybe she should show it to MidtownerVirginEast.

wtf, the whole se subcultures are colliding. who said those doomsayers were wrong? did wiener resign yet?

LUXURY is a husband, who allows the wife to make the choice. I guess your shit job versus paying the nanny was break even at best... so fk you kathleen.

I've never seen a woman suffer so much from deciding which 3 carat ring to wear to an office meeting... trying to balance that too much bling and just so right bling. This anniversary, it'll be an oval.. .bluenile just sent a 10% off coupon... DEFLATIONARY.

see unlike flipping burgers or selling RE... being a doctor, a good doctor, requires continual effort. The fact you can go back to it after a few yrs by definition means you HAVE A "JOB" not a fking career.

A billion fking women bear children, work 12 hrs in the field and cook dinner... what's your fking excuse Kathleen?

I just want to know, all those who say that Weiner can still be effective, which other legislator is going to work with him? Which legislator is going to risk the opposition in their next election using Weiner against him? Which legislator is going to sponsor legislation with Weiner? Which legislator is going to trade one vote on one matter for another vote on another matter with Weiner?

Why don't supporters of Weiner think there's another 100% Democrat in Queens who will vote the party line?

my bad falco...back to weinergate...

kathleeeeeeeen, do you hold back sex from your hubby cause you are mad that you have to stay home and had to "leave" your "job"? .... uh oh, you wouldn't want a throbbing weiner at the office with some hottie 25yo intern who's got a twitter acct...

a tweinergate at your house?

my excuse for not working 12 hours in a field?

that bag's got potential... it's just got to be seeded in the right area

kathleeen... go and be the good mother your purport to be... .goeth and nuture alex09.

Lucille, are you Kathleen?

w67thstreet, are you Magilla Gorilla? Truth said you were and you didn't say otherwise. I apologize if I've been calling you an ape all this time and in fact you are a gorilla. I know how you have pride.

hmmm...whatever idea you have about me and my family is completely wrong, just fyi. i can't imagine why, since i'm always pretty honest in the way i've portrayed us.

huntersburg: That explains so much about aboutready and her serious problems:

Institutionalized after her child's birth. For the safety of the child and the mother.
On Paxil and still drinking, posting abusive comments on se.
Her cursing people out, her threats, her delusional personality.

This woman is seriously deranged. She needs help but her friends/fellow gang members spur her on instead of intervening. alanhart is the most guilty of enabling her. He acts like it's a big joke.

We knew that she was deranged the day/night of her se melt-down last summer. We had friends over who are doctors and a couple of shrinks at my b.f.'s house that day and night.

Changing the topic won't help her.

Why does aboutready have so many problems with women?

i am most certainly not kathleen who sounds like a hard working dedicated and serious person who has a history of working to improve her community. i am nothing of the sort.

sad truth, that you and your friends would feel so compelled to dissect me when you have such rich pickings among your own "celebrity" friends. shouldn't you have been off at an actual intervention?

nasty, spiteful, psychotic bitch.

good night, truth. sleep tight, knowing that there is absolutely no "truth" about you.

aboutready, many of your responses are significantly better than that one. want to try again before wishing truth a good night?

lucille: Let me guess. Did you attend one of those se get-togethers and gave your real name to those there?

Is that why w67th is on here calling you "Kathleen"?

w67th is a character. I don't know what drives him but he can't hurt you or insult you if you don't take him seriously.

No wonder bjw's suggestion for another se get-together was met with silence, except for the gang members. It's where they hunt for new people to abuse here on se.

>No wonder bjw's suggestion for another se get-together was met with silence, except for the gang members.

Actually that was kind of disappointing. I guess they couldn't find a place with handicapped access for columbiacounty.

btw, also sad that you and your oh so glam and accomplished acquaintances who just happen to have whatever expertise you need at the moment spend time at the beach reading SE. i know you were trying to get spinny to go out for a circle jerk, but still, you'd think such erudite people would have something better to do with their time.

truth, your mental illness is disturbing. what's really awful, however, is your stupidity.

now, good night.

>i know you were trying to get spinny to go out for a circle jerk, but still

What?? That's inappropriate. Ask Congressman Anthony Weiner if you need confirmation.

julia: Hitchens' voice isn't totally gone but it's not improving.
He has good days and bad days.

As he has said "There is no stage-five".
But on most days he can still write.

Michael Douglas pulled through and he was late-stage.

Douglas is an actor. Hitchens is a writer.
As long as he can still write, he's dealing with the stage-four.

>julia: Hitchens' voice isn't totally gone but it's not improving.
He has good days and bad days.

TRUTH, WTF does that have to do with aboutready's father abusing her, aboutready being forcibly and legally restrained from harming her daughter, and aboutready emotionally abusing her husband in his time of mourning? WTF does it have to do with it?

i most certainly did not attend any of their parties. i have always maintained that i am way too young and cool for these people. i just like shooting the shit with them online. the k thing is best left alone.

You take Ketamine?

i have. of course, i didn't mean i'm too cool for you, YOU i could actually see becoming a friend, but i know that's not your style.

Meow

huntersburg: I was just responding to julia's comment.

It has nothing to do with aboutready, who is typing as fast as she can.
She will be back on here, cursing for as long as it takes for her to pass out.

She's on her way to another se melt-down.

She's angry that I'm at my b.f.'s house out at the beach. That I'm swimming in the pool.

Crazy and pathetic, in a frenzy when she should be in rehab.