hilarious: Weiner's teetties

but is columbiacounty a real person? or is that ar?

"w67th is a character. I don't know what drives him but he can't hurt you or insult you if you don't take him seriously."

i don't take him seriously, and i don't think he really wants to hurt or insult me. i think he wants to make himself stop wanting to have sex with me.

I hope Hitchens makes it..he's a terrific writer.

Unstable Mabel, does your one big tit keep you afloat in the pool? Or do your heavy doses of antipsychotics weigh you down and try to drown you? Or maybe it's the insects and snakes writhing around under your skin?...you must let them out, cut them out, get them out from under your skin, Unstable Mabel.

Mabel?

Alan, you are revealing your vintage.

lucillebluth: Instead of getting aggravated, we should meet up in the city or nj and talk politics, philosophy life and drink a lot.

Do you really want to meet in New Jersey?

lol we can't really meet up, you're not really a girl. i'm not sure society is ready to accept our love.

I've never said I was a girl, boy, unicorn, or ape/gorilla (w67thstreet). Not that I've tried to obsfucate either.

but since i'm sure your feminine intuition has already pointed you in the direction of where to find me, i won't deny being lucille were we to come face to face out in the real world.

"lol we can't really meet up, you're not really a girl." How do you know??? Did alnhart tell you? Anyway, society is just like the idiots on streeteasy. Who cares?

julialg, I think we all know you are not a woman. I doubt there's the slightest question about that. You agree?

bravo bravo..... -where is that gun... I can't take the retardedness anymorez -

julialg & lucillebluth, why not just meet at the apartment of Unstable Mabel? Her super and the president of her board are really top-drawer people.

Does Sexting increase or decrease real estate prices?

http://ny.curbed.com/archives/2011/06/09/anthony_weiner_takes_queens_coop_off_the_market.php
http://www.realtor.com/blogs/2011/06/09/rep-anthony-weiners-brooklyn-home-listed-for-449000-photos/

did weiner resign yet? *yawn*

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/weiner_made_fun_of_larry_craig_scandal_XEbtuUszlS2T9sSAF9pn5L

Fking riversider.

Weiners are most famous for taking which is not theirs. So his selling means his taking his marbles and going home. The beauty is he can use his impending divorce as cover and the lemmings will buy every sweet tangy drop. FLMAOzzzzz

Riversider too stupid to lock in his unearned income. Keep pumping that coop. Force field on!

julia: I hope so too.

And I also.

lucilleb and julialg:
"Unstable Mable", did ah get any laughs for that one?

Sure come on over to my place. The super runs away when he sees me these days.
The president of the Board has been hiding out, haven't seen her.
A Court injunction will do that.

I have seen two board members and they look like they want to be invisible.
A Court injunction will do that.

I never see the managing agent, but they are busy as bees making repairs in the building.
A Court injunction: Very expensive but oh so effective.

I won't be back in town until after the weekend. You can come out here if you want. Take the Jitney and we'll pick you up at the East Hampton stop.

We have a dog, he likes new people visitors.
Bring your bathing suits. The water's fine. The ocean water temp is getting warmer too.

Lucille, I hope your husband is a very hands-on father ... it'll be good practice for the time after your visit to Unstable Mabel. Or perhaps you shouldn't go.

Large, have fun in East Hampton.

rangersfan: Weiner's wife is pregnant. Maybe she sticks around until the baby is born.
Maybe Weiner sticks around until then too.

a minute, the ah troll is here.

Yes they both will have fun at my place or in East Hampton.
Both places are ah/moron-free zones.

And there's an endless supply of people you can lure into your trap, then serve with a court injunction, or serve for dinner. One day someone will leave a trail of breadcrumbs, Unstable Mabel.

Alan, what is your diagnosis of aboutready? What do you think triggered her being dangerous to her daughter when she was born?

HA!
Unstable Mable!!!!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Ain't that the truth
Thank's alan...I needed that

Multiusernameburg...come on...too personal

How about old man Shiller scaring the crap out of sellers....everywhere.
Look out below!

truth, thank you very much, i really mean that. but i don't want to meet anyone on the board in person. i know you're a nice and friendly person and your circle of friends sound great, but i'm the paranoid sort. and not for any good reason, because believe me i am no one special. but thank you very much, i really do appreciate you extending the welcome.

alanhart
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report abuse Lucille, I hope your husband is a very hands-on father ... it'll be good practice for the time after your visit to Unstable Mabel. Or perhaps you shouldn't go.

alan, thank you for your concern, my husband is a great father, and while most of us here are probably on the wrong side of the sanity spectrum, your girl is the scariest by far.

kill me NOW....

you can try showing some of the sh*t you post to your lovely wife, that should get you at least a respectable head injury.

oh hfscomm1.

how i hate you.

so...is 67thstreet columbiacounty? or what are the chances they're both online, on streeteasy at 6:36 on a summer friday night? say it ain't so, big guy.

i mean, columbiacounty is not a real person, "he" is completely one dimensional and dense on purpose. "he" is the trolling handle of another legitimate handle. are any of you real people? alan is real, right? good lord, i actually like alan. alan!!

hfs...trying too hard.

not working.

you know, that's actually what put this idea in my head in the first place. you are so dense and lame, it's like someone doesn't care about sacrificing "columbiacounty" to the gods of credibility. you are relentless and dumb, completely devoid of humor or humanity. you aren't real. and it's between like 3 people who you could be.

but you...

you...

are cuntersburg.

hfscomm1

etc...etc...etc..

and you are aboutready? that's worse. i am a great big nobody who comes here out of habit, having gotten hooked years ago while looking for a place to live. this is just a board i am used to following. you actually tried to make this into something. this actually means something to you. that's crazy! you are crazy! not to mention a liability to any respectable person in your life. you know i am not hfcsdf, anyone with 2 working brain cells can see this. you are a very sick person.

That pretty much sums it up, lucille.

I do have a friend with "one big, real tit". She's a breast cancer survivor and didn't want to go through reconstruction.

I'm sure that alanhart will find that amusing and try to make a lame joke about it.
and he'll have falcogold to cheer him on.

With "friends" like them, who needs enemies?

hfscomm1---still not working.

try harder.

O M G is it falco? falco is an eastsider, i remember cc posting years ago that he grew up in carnegie hill. seriously?

but columbiacounty has always sounded womanish to me...falco is legit i think

Lucille/Kathleen. Stfu and play with your precious kids you gave up your 'job' for. Get dinner ready and stfu. With great wealth and leisure comes great responsibility. Tell your nanny how to take care of yur kids and tell your chef how to cook your hubby's burger.

By seriously, add something or stfu. Go twist truth's knobs and maybe shell return the favor.

you know, genius, if you're trying to get her involved to out me, she'll at best out YOU. i have never claimed to be kw. and i'm sorry to break this to you but i have no great wealth. i have some, but it's much less than it was in the past and far from great. my handle is LUCILLE BLUTH get it?

I don't twist knobs, w67th.

ho14 is waiting for you on that other thread.

Unless you're too busy doing the hula in Honolulu.

truth sounds like a very nice lady, but to the dismay of many a nice ladies, lucille is hopelessly heterosexual. so, who is columbiacounty?

I don't know, lucille.
I've never read his comments.
When I first started posting on se, the bully gang members ( and w67th) tried to convince me to read him.

I asked them what cc posted that resulted in him being sent to the penalty box.
They never gave me an answer.

lucillecuntersburg...

try harder.

a lot harder

or, better yet...much better.

shut the fuck up.

but you've had contact with ar off the board, and you've met alan right? i asked cc once if anyone had ever seen "him" in person and "he" got very nasty, even by cc standards! just vile and trashy.

stfu

At least w67th is a character.

cc is just an angry guy who took bad financial advice from his se friends.

uh oh, are drunk lucille and probably tipsy truth about to solve a great big mystery?????? don't leave me hanging truth!

wait a minute.

truth has never read a thing that i've posted.

and that's the truth according to truth.

or ....

is it a lie?

i just want to know if you exist off this board. the fact that this is so difficult to ascertain is kind of working aginst you, "columbiacounty".

I can't get tipsy, lucille. I've got work to do.

huntersburg once posted a cc sample.
Not too much going on with cc.

who gives a shit what you want?

clearly you do. and may i just add you are by far the most unpleasant stalker i've ever had.

how many stalker have you had?

and...

how did you have them?

so come on, are you aboutready or w67th?

oh hfscomm1...you are fucking loving this aren't you?

there's money in the lemonade stand.

i suppose the real hfscomm probably is enjoying this. but back to you. are you aboutready or w67th? i am leaning towards the former, but only because i actually have a higher opnion of w67th. it will be a sad day for smartasses everywhere if he turns out to be you.

keep spinning and spinning and spinning.

you should go into politics, you fuck.

it's the banana stand, ar. i clicked on you and you couldn't even deliver the correct reference.

whatever. bitch.

i didn't click on you this time because i'm sure it isn't nice.

right.

and this one is probably even worse. so you ready to throw in the towel and admit you're the artist formerly known as columbiacounty?

I hear that the woman who was mauled by the chimpanzee just got a face transplant. w67thstreet, do you have anything to say for your cousin?

Switch to Lucille and attack yourself

And then..bring in another unsuspected identity just to confuse things.

Hey columbiacounty, aboutready is buying an apartment soon. And you'll be stuck in your rental with a window in he shower.

So many to choose from,which one?

I guess if they raise the rent, you can move in with MidtownerEast who seems to hold you up on a pedestal.

Come on, you can do better.

http://streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/23611

Lame

hi huntersburg!!! did you see? columbiacounty might be ar! (i knew midtownhooker was either a girl or a gay, remember i said that to you?)

lucille, they are 4 separate people. Yes, in this city of 8 million, plus the population of Columbia County, New York, there is room for more than 1 jackass.

But of course the two of you and many others are one and the same.

Yes, yes we are.

i don't like that theory. i like mine and i'm sticking to it.

columbiacounty, your response?

columbiacounty
14 minutes ago
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Switch to Lucille and attack yourself

oh good, quoting yourself. You know what they say, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

you're almost as dumb as truth, lucille.

Ooh, did I spell imitation wrong? MidtownerEast, please do the junior lawyers have you working late tonight? You could be correcting my spelling instead of finishing the Lexis-Nexis search.

Hi aboutready.

but WHY? why won't you come out and say whatever it is? what don't i know!? i want to know!!! i don't care THAT much, but i care a little bit!!!! please tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, ar, i stopped ignoring you so be nice and no profanity, why am i as "dumb" as truth? who is hardly dumb

I'm dumb. I misspelled something.

lucille, they are 4 separate people. Yes, in this city of 8 million, plus the population of Columbia County, New York, there is room for more than 1 jackass.

but a jackass who is devoid of any personality beyond blind repetition of a really stupid fallacy?

Keep trying jackass.

Not working.

But keep trying.

>but a jackass who is devoid of any personality beyond blind repetition of a really stupid fallacy?

Please simplify that sentence for me. Remember, I'm dumb too.

if you're trying to be me, that won't work, i never appologize for spelling or grammar errors. in fact, i abhor people who correct others' spelling and grammar errors.

what about made up words?

he can't be real. he's too lame. lamer than any real person on god's green earth should be. nothing, there is nothing there. blank.

what about made up words?

that's actually ok, but only if the refuse to admit a mistake and defend their use of the word as appropriate. maybe even taunt critics for clearly lacking education and culture.