Aussie buys unseen apt-10 yrs since last visited

So ring bells, sing songs,
Blow horns, beat gongs,

If that's not a clarion "All In - Risk On" sign, then nothing is!

hurry....don't overthink this....BUY NOW

Floating on a starlit ceiling,
Doting on the cards I'm dealing,
Gloating because I'm feeling
So hap-hap-happy I'm slap-happy!

I think the most important thing is not so much that he was AUSTRALIAN, but that he bought a STUDIO!

Can you imagine? Just the sheer weight and import of such a transaction?

WHY THEN ARE STOCKS FALLING TODAY?

Don't they know? CAN'T THE SEE WHAT SPUNKY SEES?

Okay: the funniest thing ever, first sentence:

"Foreign buyers have been flocking to New York City apartment buildings since the Dutch arrived in New Amsterdam...."

Foreign buyers have been buying New York City apartment buildings SINCE BEFORE THERE WERE EVEN NEW YORK CIY APARTMENT BUILDINGS!

That can mean only one thing: buy your wigwam now, or be priced out forever.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outback Steakhouse is only one stop away on the 4/5.

Never underestimate the bloomin onion factor.

The only time I ever at a bloomin' onion I got diarrhea.

Just saying....

And the bloomin oinion is allegedly 3000 calories and I don't know what the fat grams would be. I am sure that diarrhea would be the least of it. Cholesterol? Ewwww!

82.9 grams! (Probably more if reporting were honest)

http://www.outback.com/menu/nutritionitem.aspx?id=1130

Maybe 203 grams ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blooming_onion#Nutrition

Thanks alanhart, that wiki is certainly sobering. I can't think of a single disease this wouldn't effect. I remmber when Men's Health tore it to shreads. Now I know why the one in South Beach closed which is unheard of for that chain.

Great way to diversify --- away from "a market that has gotten pretty overheated" to.... a market that is still pretty overheated.

Does anybody want a wigwam?

And you're also a teepee.

No. No teepees in Manhattan. Pup tents are allowed for overnight camping in Central Park, but absolutely NO teepees.

Teepees are reserved - pardon the pun - for Long Island City, where the smoke hole at the top fits into the whole smokestack milieu so often sought by the well-heeled. (Or bare-heeled.)

Okay, you're also a pup tent. Relax.

And what does "longislandcity" mean in the Canarsee dialect? Can anyone guess?

it means "alanhart likes to drink stinky ballsweat"

where's 9 and 11?

go spunky!