London Real Estate Market

Yes. You should buy two. One for me and one for you.

Please make that three. I need a change of scenery.

No, make that four. New York's become such a bore.

Make it five. This town is like it's not alive.

I lived for 4 years in Brechin Place. I still have fond memories. Shoot for that nabe, if I get to choose.

F*ck. I ruined the poetry - normally reserved for LICC.

make it six, new york's for hicks.

make it seven, before I go to heaven!!

What part of London?

make it eight, New York has become so fake

Make that nine, I miss the London grime

Make that ten. I love Arab men!!

shoreditch is for the trendy bitch.

gaymafia, eight and fake is not so great.

nor is nine and grime.

but points for playing.

I ate the sandbox.

I'll take 3, Chelsea is for me

make it eleven, there's foot and mouth in Devon

JuiceMan can rhyme, after spending his last dime!

JuiceMan, what's your response to stevejhx going to be this time?

add poetry envy to the manhattan envy of LICC!!

Boom batta my pockets gettin fatta

Ownin my pad makes steve mental cause he is stuck in a dumpy rental
steve tries to convince that owners are poor while roaches are pourin thru his door
Continue to laugh at his lies because we all know his rent is going sky high
Last night I had Beef Wellington and the crusty black fat reminding me of the Ellington
That's alright he is the streeteasy clown living high above West Midtown

Boom batta my pockets getting fatta

I am eagerly awaiting a battle rap between Juice and steve. Well done, JuiceMan.

make it twelve, the apartments are flying of the shelf.

Hell, make it thirteen, so long as I get a few glimpses of the next queen.

if i may say, juicy's "poetry" speaks of his attendance at a dental school where humanities were largely ignored. tough to write with ones hands in another's face for most of each day.

poorly done, juicy.

Bottoms, you're such a hater! And an elitist, to boot. Juice's rap is far more ambitious than this silly one-line rhymes that have been kicking around on this thread. No need for you to get all defensive over little stevey - he can handle himself.

WipeMeBottom!

"Ownin my pad makes steve mental cause he is stuck in a dumpy rental"

Your "pad"? Really? What century did you last take slang in?

Reading comprehension trouble much, stevejhx? He owns his pad; the bank owns his home.

I hear Oliver Stone is working on yet another new film. StreetEasy: Schadenfreude Never Sleeps.

Fourteen:
Narrow Street
David Lean

poor freespirit

wipe your hands--and change your gloves after you take that call--ick!