calling alanhart...

I also miss Alan. Alan Please email me jerry@northlandgrp.com

Calling Truth. What happened to you?

truth...whatever happened to you, it's a good thing...keeps you away from here

alan was an asset

alan was an asset. Wbottom, not so much.

hburg, couldn't agree more. Alternatively, you could have used the same word and just dropped the last two letters, though I guess that's a bit redundant, huh?

>Alternatively, you could have used the same word and just dropped the last two letters, though I guess that's a bit redundant, huh?

Boring response.

Beyond extraordinary knowledge, Alan's wit is intelligent and highly entertaining. He is missed.

I have just one thought for you....
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EXCELSIOR MY BROTHER
before you're priced out forever

Yes. Alan's insight and humor is sorely missed in SE dialogue.

>Yes. Alan's insight and humor is sorely missed in SE dialogue.

As opposed to apt23 who lacks a sense of humor and emotional intelligence, and whose dialog is all gloomy, and dour

I miss you too Alan!

matt, you know he'll only come back the day after you forget him. better for all of us to just move on. that no good alanhart, if he doesn't appreciate us, we'll just have to find someone who does. maybe someone younger, too, alan was beginning to show his vintage. he should work out and maybe get a little botox here and there before resurfacing. image is everything in today's shallow youth obsessed society. we don't love you anymore alanhart, you just stay away all you want. we've got options!

I always appreciated alanhart's unique perspective. I liked his DIY approach to renovations. Did streeteasy ever explain why he was kicked off?

Alan was terrible. He thought he was funny but his comments were groan-inducing, and he was an anti-semitic bigot.

Annoying douchebag

heard he as a huge a@@hole

brooks, what do you do for a living?

Hey JH, did hb explain to you what was wrong with the pricing or are you still trying to figure it out?

replace "lbs" with "kgs" and you'd be close to right. i work out. alot. and.people know what i do for a livkng. but ulu are too much of a.pussy to share.

wow you work out.. to overcome your insecurity of being a dumba@@ or is it for health reaons?

what do you do for a living? you denied being a broker the other night.

Free jim_hones

Am I grey yet?

You aren't relevant enough to be grey.

No, you have to irrelevant AND think very highly of yourself to be grey. It's StreetEasy code for narcissism.

>No, you have to irrelevant AND think very highly of yourself to be grey. It's StreetEasy code for narcissism.

Maybe, but at least none of us leveraged to buy a condo in Williamsburg at the height of the market and have to convince people that Williamsburg is better than equally irrelevant DUMBO.

hburg (funny - why the "burg" in your name?), only one constantly trying to do any convincing around here is you - that no one ever has valid or helpful points here. Name some posters around here that you actually like. That should be intersting.

really, I'm the only one trying to convince anyone of something?

How about the ape that insists on $500 / sq. ft.?

How about the dodo who things that each rental has 100 equivalents that can be used to negotiate against the others and similarly tells people to invest their money in the stock market?

How about the idiot who tells people that Williamsburg is a good investment and a good place to live (as opposed to a good place to visit when all indications are to the contrary?

What am I trying to convince people to do? I haven't told any individual to rent. Or to buy. Or to put money in the stock market.

I actually respect west67th for sticking to his guns and having an opinion.
I respect the hell out of inonada for his pretty great strategy to getting a good deal on a rental (despite your bashing) and for somehow being both civil and funny on this board.
You? You don't have any opinion other than the view that no one around here should have any opinions. Phenomenally forward-thinking and helpful.

Stalin stuck to his guns and had an opinion.

>I respect the hell out of inonada for his pretty great strategy to getting a good deal on a rental (despite your bashing) and for somehow being both civil and funny on this board.

So one anecdote creates a pattern? So the ability to rent cheap during the lowpoint in the market reflects an ability to do so going forward? He bought stocks magically at the bottom and uses those returns to justify future returns.

You respect him? Because you don't even know the basics. You are on record here stating that you believe you can deduct principal paydown on a mortgage from your taxes. Yes, you.

How did you get the name bjw? It seems pretty unfortunate.

Good one, comparing a tyrant and murderer to people typing words on an internet message board.

As for the mortgage deduction bit you keep harping on, yes I did say that and was mistaken. Total brain fart. It happens. But not to you because you never actually have an opinion on anything. Must feel great. And yet StreetEasy decided that your "voice" on here should be lessened. That one must be perplexing to you.

No, I'm just putting someone in the category that you defined. You set the rules, then you lost the game.

Another "brain fart?"

>And yet StreetEasy decided that your "voice" on here should be lessened.

I like it. Each reply I get - I know that the person reading, e.g. you, opted in to me as opposed to seeing me by default.

The girls must go crazy when you tell them that!

Took 10 minutes to come up with that?

>>> I think you mean boys.. little boys.

Crazy!
Sup?

I don't know falco, but I think we can both agree that a poster talking about little boys is beyond anyone's definition of acceptable. Can we agree on that?

Agreed-- but you fit that profile, so get help. please!!!!! (5 exclamation points)

I fit that profile? What indicated that I fit that profile?

And I suppose you are a fan of bjw2103?

There has never been any indication in any posts that would give me cause to even consider such an outrageous claim. That is a bridge too far and such wild comments should be self edited. Let's stick to calling each other uniformed uneducated learning disabled losers. It's much closer to the truth.

Brooks2/Wbottom, what do you think?

Don't think so

Amazing how all the crazies have congregrated on this thread. But we still love you all and your opinions (which are still the best around here :))!

Brooks, what do you think?

I don't start thinks, just finish them. If you want to say done. they done

Now that you're back, will you tell us why you ever went away? Same with you, Julia...

You think julia is alanhart?

No, and I don't care if they are. I am just happy they are both back!

Good question, buster2056. Julia and I have simply not had enough time to post on StreetEasy.

Busy busy busy.

With what, you ask?

We've been collecting race cards.

These are some of my personal favorites, personally:
http://tinyurl.com/7e4nrkv
http://tinyurl.com/6n5qvob
http://tinyurl.com/7wxy2vl

You obsess over my color much too eruditely.

Can we all get along?

where DID you guys go when you vanished? is there another board out there? you're holding out

lucille, you vanished for a while too.

Yeah! Alan's back! Yeah! Alan's back! Yeah! Alan's back! You get the picture....

mutumbo=dumbo

truth's poster boy!!

"lucille, you vanished for a while too."

but i know where i went

Yes, and it was good.

Huh?

It was good where you went, wasn't it?

Hey Alanhart: Good to see you are around. Miss your posts.

Tell aboutready to get her toper ass back on SE.

Yikes,

What is your old username?

dumboposterboy!

toper...hmmm...is that dumbospeak?

yikes = Wbottom? Ha.

Apt23 and I agree.

suckers!

Hi Truth!

bjw2103,

Thanks!