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whats the worse nyc apt you have ever seen..?

Started by MR17_5
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Response by matsonjones
almost 14 years ago
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that's easy - the one w67thstreet lives in....

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Response by NWT
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Response by bramstar
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Pepto pink and acid green + garden gnome decor = Domino Mag on crack:

http://streeteasy.com/nyc/sale/552051-coop-340-west-55th-street-clinton-new-york

Not the worst, but definitely memorable.

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Response by MR17_5
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bramstar...wow that was a good one

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Response by anon2
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Response by truthskr10
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2 cornelia st, acid pink and pesto green + 80s decor = mad hatter on 'shrooms

http://streeteasy.com/nyc/sale/591472-condo-2-cornelia-street-greenwich-village-new-york

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Response by buster2056
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Response by bramstar
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Wow, buster, that 45 5th sure is a doozy. Perfect tutorial on what NOT to do when photographing for a listing--with all the vegetation, doodads and tacky 'object placement' tableaux it is impossible to see the apartment.

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Response by lad
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I have to admit I love the Cornelia St. apartment. It's fabulously zany.

I gravitate toward "unusual" apartments, but there is a limit. The apartments that really get to me are the ones with toilets and/or bathtubs in strange places. We saw a couple of places where the toilet was in its own closet, with not even a sink, and the bathtub was all the way across the apartment -- often in the kitchen and sometimes with only a shower curtain v. a wall. Even at the cheapest Manhattan prices, I can't imagine having to shower in my kitchen.

There was also a link to a Tuscan-themed West Village place awhile back that, while otherwise lovely, had a giant tub in the master bedroom. At least that was fixable and wasn't the only method of washing oneself.

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Response by truthskr10
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lad, you had to see it live to unappreciate it. It really hasnt been touched since the 80s.
The floorplan also is most challenging as a triangular unit (think the corner narrow tip of the flatiron building)
Thought the views of 6th ave were stellar.

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Response by inonada
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"Wow, buster, that 45 5th sure is a doozy. Perfect tutorial on what NOT to do when photographing for a listing--with all the vegetation, doodads and tacky 'object placement' tableaux it is impossible to see the apartment."

You dare question Betsey Johnson's taste?

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Response by truthskr10
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>The apartments that really get to me are the ones with toilets and/or bathtubs in strange places.

Forgot to mention you have to walk thru your master bath to get to and fro your bedroom and living room

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Response by kylewest
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Response by kylewest
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And while the photos are gone from the 1 Fifth Ave penthouse that was for sale a couple years ago, it was a garrish pink nightmare of mirrors and 1970s pure-designer-gone-crazy in an otherwise fabulously expensive duplex one-bedroom. Money aside, the apartment would have made me very happy with a super gut reno, but the decor stands out as a mind-boggling testament to money-does-not-buy-taste.

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Response by bramstar
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Kyle--if I remember correctly you once posted a Village gem done to the nines in Tuscan decor, right down to tromp l'oeil 'aged' venetian plaster... Can you dig that one back up? It's worth a mention here.

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Response by lad
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The Albert has lots of weird layouts. The one posted could be a great dorm alternative for four college kids (I assume not allowed). For adults, though, the small room sizes could make it feel as if the walls are closing in.

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