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Started by nyc_real_estate
over 13 years ago
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Looking for good & reliable cleaning lady
Response by huntersburg
over 13 years ago
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Jim Hones might be able to help.

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Response by jason10006
over 13 years ago
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Eleana - used her for ten years. She has a thick accent but is actually a citizen. 718-291-5318.

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Response by jim_hones10
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Jim Hones might be able to help.

How was your walk cunterburg? What was it like for you to get out and interact with real people?

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Response by huntersburg
over 13 years ago
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Who does the cleaning in your family?

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Response by walpurgis
over 13 years ago
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I believe I may have just the one you need.

She's retired at the moment, but will consider reactivating her feather duster for the right family/situation.

She was employed as a housekeeper for a prominent dry cleaning chain magnate, who resided in a very high

floor, deluxe Upper East Side apartment.

She's sharp tongued, quick witted & admittedly can take a little getting used to, but that's a small price to pay for a level of professionalism that must be experienced to be believed.

Her name is Florence, & her former employer George would be more than glad to provide references.*

*Which Florence made him write; whether it was at gunpoint is pure speculation.

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Response by jim_hones10
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Who does the cleaning in your family?

yesterday i was home alone with no fridge i thought cunt?

the hired help does the cleaning. whom else?

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Response by huntersburg
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That's so sweet that you call your wife the hired help. I think Tom also referred to Katie that way. They were so good together.

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Response by jim_hones10
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All hispanic women are house keepers in your mind?

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Response by jim_hones10
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Cunterberg, though it may be difficult for you to comprehend, given your meager intellect (due to your slut of a mother's drinking while she carried you around), that a woman from another culture could both be here legally, and be successful (especially compared to the loser looking back at you in the mirror every morning), i assure you it is true. This is america afterall.

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Response by columbiacounty
over 13 years ago
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do you cackle when you write this back and forth?

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Response by jim_hones10
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Now i see your motivation cunterberg. You want to catch up posts with your mentor, columbiacunty. Two dueling losers.

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Response by huntersburg
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>All hispanic women are house keepers

Wow Jim, pretty profound. What will she be doing tomorrow when you are out watching fireworks for the 4th? Do you let her watch? Does it have any meaning to her?

>a woman from another culture could both be here legally, and be successful

Interesting you didn't make any positive comments on her looks.

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Response by jim_hones10
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Better looking than your bitch of a mother (we know you arent married)

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Response by jim_hones10
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You must carry a lot of pain cunterb, to dislike women so much. Did mommy burn you with her cigarettes? Did she let her boyfriends slap you around?

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Response by huntersburg
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You know how to get a mail order bride.

I wonder how it went- given you are a rental broker, you must have been suspicious to the tricks in the mail order bride business.

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Response by jim_hones10
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Keep posting. You may as well try and be good at something, if not real life, why not biggest time waster on streeteasy.

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Response by huntersburg
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Tomorrow should be interesting, right, you are celebrating Independence Day, and she's pretending she doesn't know what it means.

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Response by huntersburg
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Hey Jim, I'm curious, I've never looked through one of these catalogs before (I assume that they are now all online, right?), did you also get to assign a name upon making your payment?

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Response by jim_hones10
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I thought you said she was her illegally? Then, yesterday i was home alone? Which is it? I cant keep up.

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Response by huntersburg
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Oh, your housekeeper is always there when you come home? My mistake.

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Response by huntersburg
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Does she call you Mr. Jim?

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Response by huntersburg
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>Does she call you Mr. Jim?

or whatever that translates to?

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Response by jim_hones10
over 13 years ago
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Three quick posts. You'll be at 8000.in no time.

Listen, i know you cant understand being able to attract women from literally anywhere in the world,.then being able to take your pick. You limited outlook only allows you to view women in stereotypes (like a latina maid), and you cant comprehend a giselle bundchen look alike with an mba/cpa, because it is so far beyond your reach. Just keep posting, you'll hit 8k soon.

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Response by huntersburg
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So what exactly was the deal? You marry her so she gets her citizenship, and while she's waiting out the mandatory period before being able to divorce you, you have her cleaning the apartment?

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Response by huntersburg
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Are you able to use her to clean the rental apartments you show? Now that would be an impressive deal you struck with the mail order company.

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Response by jim_hones10
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You are that much closer to your goal. Each meaningless bit of nonsense you spew.

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Response by huntersburg
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So she doesn't have to stoop as low as to work in the rental brokerage business. Well, good for her.

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