Babysitter rate

Your biological kid or one that you "rescued from the prison system?" How old?

Is it an actual kid (be it goat or human), or just one of nature's mistakes who incessantly trolls valued, high-functioning contributors to and on an internet discussion board? [I'm not necessarily referring to greenberg in any part of that sentence. Certainly not the goat part.]

$15-$20/hr.

>valued, high-functioning contributors to and on an internet discussion board?

Oh now Alan, you know full well that no one "trolls" you.

It's alanhart to you. And I'm not high-functioning. I'm sober, barely functioning. I've been sober for one hour and seventeen minutes. On the road to recovery. Twelve times a day, one day at a time. Fake it 'til you make it. Drink to a higher power.

Well in that case I really have no idea who you were referencing.

Power? Like a god, or exponentially?

Babysitter or full-time caregiver?

>Power? Like a god, or exponentially?

Like what makes your washing machine run.

No, that would be the dryer. Gas.

You have gas?