92 Perry St - Sukenik and his tired ways

I'm not sure if he's the only broker who does this, but I really like his website:

http://www.darrensukenik.com/

The definition of corniness and cheesiness. ESPECIALLY the part where he's on his cell phone looking all hard.

looks like a catfight. Kyle, what photographer vendor does Elliman use for those distorted pictures? I'd like to hire them for something I'm offloading. Thanks,

This shiz is bananas - I love it. Especially the "meet us" section where he shows a little bling by flashing the gold rolex. Too much. I also love how he feels the need to quote himself in every description of a group member.

Whats the knock on this guy? A colleague sold his place through him and although saw through his act, the guy got him top dollar.

Hey. No knock. There's a market for cheese. Even strong, Axe-cologne-scented-gold-bling-sporting cheese. I'm just making conversation... Now where'd I put that jar of Lindberger...

oops. limberger.

The video preview looks like a preview for a Michael Lewis porn.