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Started by 30yrs_RE_20_in_REO
almost 9 years ago
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I'll start: "a decorative fireplace that adds warmth to the foyer"
Response by wanderer
almost 9 years ago
Posts: 286
Member since: Jan 2009

"penultimate attention to detail and the most luxurious finishes"

why why why do brokers use the word penultimate?

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Response by steveF
almost 9 years ago
Posts: 2319
Member since: Mar 2008

lol..yes everyone wants a warm and fuzzy useless foyer....

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Response by 300_mercer
almost 9 years ago
Posts: 10577
Member since: Feb 2007

I think broker meant to find a fancy word for "second to none" but botched it with "penultimate".

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Response by fieldschester
almost 9 years ago
Posts: 3525
Member since: Jul 2013

Just steps outside to the outhouse.
-broker in C0lumbia C0unty

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Response by 30yrs_RE_20_in_REO
almost 9 years ago
Posts: 9880
Member since: Mar 2009

Maybe the floors have been sanded twice already and only have one more time until they need to be replaced.

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Response by pier45
almost 9 years ago
Posts: 379
Member since: May 2009

Not non sequitur but very important info: All the lights are warm LED, providing ~5X electricity savings.

http://streeteasy.com/building/234-west-16-street-new_york/1a

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