Delusional picture of One Brooklyn Bridge Park

Where are there mountains? That is an accurate view of Staten Island's North Shore, which is very hilly. Where do you see yachts? I see sailboats.

Even funnier http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-tue-law-notebook-12-23dec23,0,4066823.story
Everyone in Chicago wants to be in New York, including you, rufus.

just 1 of 32,264 reasons why:
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1345169,w-weather-snow-chicago-travel-122308.article

oldbuyers, NO one expect that part of Brooklyn to look like that in the near future. You're delusional if you think it's going to get cleaned up.

Also, what does ONE law firm hiring more people exactly prove?

Yes that is Staten Island, and it does in fact look like that. Geographically it's part of the continental shelf (New Jersey) and not the coastal plain (New York). Hence the hills.

No one wants to live in Chicago, rufus. Not even you, that's why you moved to Whiting, Indiana. Home of old steel plants and white trash.

The worst parts of Brooklyn are still nicer (and more expensive) than Chicago.

I love how Chicago thinks it has "waterfront". And beach.

Thats like going to the central park reservoir...

"Where are there mountains? That is an accurate view of Staten Island's North Shore, which is very hilly. Where do you see yachts? I see sailboats."

Hilarious! Yeah, they did not depict St. Tropez or Monaco now. :) doofus exaggerates too much. But then he does that much exaggeration about Chicago too.