shrimpwrappedinbacon

that's funny because it's racist. no wait, religist.

i do not get it

i hadn't seen the previous entry by nopigs.

ooooo i see..

let me explain...

*sigh*

you see, "nopigsorshrimp" is yet another alias of a regular poster - *yawn* - probably tech_guy, because whenever tech_guy gets overwhelmed and frustrated, he calls around for someone to support him. If no one does, he creates an alias to support himself.

jesus, it's boring me just thinking about this.

sound crazy oops i mean mentally challenged

Oh now I see, I'm accused of being tech_guy. I'm not. What else can I say? - that I'm neither offended nor flattered? Nor does it change my opinion on w67thstreet. And if you want to keep accusing me of being tech_guy, I've now said "no" once and I won't say it again because I couldn't care less.

come on someone give me some props for shrimpwrappedinbacon.... I don't know where it comes from... must've been all the racial tit for tats I used to get into growing up... you know the friendly kind :)

beatyerputz.... LMAO.. that explains these cryptic colonelklink, noshrimp etc... ah well... :)

okay nopigsorshrimp, I will no longer accuse you of being tech_guy. See how reasonable I am? I will, however, accuse you of being just like tech_guy. Is that better? Worse?

beatyerputz - no difference, accuse me of being him, say I'm like him, say I'm not him and nothing like him - no difference
w67thstreet, yes, I was colonelklink, but I forgot the password for it so I stuck with this one.
None of me being or not being someone or being like or not being like someone changes the nature of what you are, however.

nopigsorshrimp -

you remind me so much of tech_guy...

do you mind if I call you tech_guy?

pigsinblanket.... so you forgot your password.... it's simple... try IAMDOUCHE :)

I accuse of being a flaming ball of manure... oh try this password: IVENEVERSPANKEDMYMONKEY

howz about : MYDADDYNEVERSPANKEDHISMONKEY

interesting, I'm a douche, very very interesting
beatyerputz - sure, call me tech_guy, no big deal either way. I might get confused if you only refer to me as tech_guy, but if you call me tech_guy/nopigsorshrimp or nopigsorshrimp/tech_guy, I'll know its for me to respond to. Oh, but don't call me w67thstreet. And I'll do a bit more looking at what you have to say and develop my thoughts on you. But I'll be fair, I'm going to look at what tech_guy actually has to say as well and you'll forgive if I come back and change my mind on the association. For now, since I don't know one way or the other, go right ahead or even refer to me as you if that doesn't make your head spin.

try... IWASCONCEIVEDUSINGAVIAL

the odd thing is w67thstreet, I suspect you even joked to your wife once that maybe you should get a real monkey and introduce that into your bedroom. I suspect at the end of the day you wouldn't have been serious - talking a big game is certainly one of your strong points. Carrying through, I haven't seen much evidence - on real estate, the main subject of streeteasy, you haven't had much to say other than if it solely brings attention to you.

if all else failed use tech_guy, I mean spockie's password : PASSWORD

w67, am I playing into your big plan? You get to say more of nothing just to bring attention to yourself and your ego? You enjoy this, right?

hey w67th, how many minutes has it been since you referenced sex, a body part or bodily function, your violent youth, or giggled because you were clever enough to use the word "borker?"

"None of me being or not being someone or being like or not being like someone changes the nature of what you are, however."

I believe what you wanted to write was "I am who I am, I'm popeye the sailor man"

wait, another funny by you, put another notch on your side

alrigthy... gota go.. but pls don't misplace your password... b/c it's very binary. Either you are too dumb to remember your password or you have so many handles that you've got to write them down.... and FYI... if you think I "need" so much attention.... calling me out knowing that I won't back down makes you a complete moron.... :) or the opposite of less on :)

yup, #2 is correct
and to your second point, perhaps correct if you think my goal is to have you reduce your rantings. Believe me, that would be very nice, but it truly is unexpected.

wait.. .is that monkey bit related to the "love your dog" stmt... come on that was like hours ago.... gotta keep up... yes lots of notches on my side zip for you... all I know is you don't eat shrimp or pig and you've got nothing better to do then collect handles and lose your passwords.... NICE! Gota go Spockie..

so piggie... I'm the class clown and you want to be the class monitor... c u spockie...

Oysters'Rockafella...That's Oysters wraped in bacon...cooked...returned to the shell and served!
Oddly...they taste great.

Okay, this thread is like a horrible automobile accident. I can't believe what I am reading but for some unfathonable reason I am drawn to it, perhaps BECAUSE it disgusts me. Mario Cuomo said something about the American contradition: this desire for what disgusts us and this disgust for what we desire. Well, for me it is curiosity that you all spend such time and take such delight in what is so utterly innane -- sophomoric jabs and insults, and it is all anonymous so it is truly lacking in any substance. Yet I keep reading our of sheer amazement.

In NYC in the 80's Jews went kosher and Protestants didn't eat butter or sugar. Thank god for the Caribbean's. And the Irish.

The monkey bit, you poster child for ritalin 30 years later, is because of your two statements,
w67thstreet
about 1 hour ago
ignore this person
report abuse I accuse of being a flaming ball of manure... oh try this password: IVENEVERSPANKEDMYMONKEY
and
w67thstreet
about 1 hour ago
ignore this person
report abuse howz about : MYDADDYNEVERSPANKEDHISMONKEY

I'm glad I do regular searches on my screen name, now that I don't check the boards as much. FYI, that's a hint to include "tech_guy" exactly at least once, no matter what you want to call me after that. I may miss your wonderful wit otherwise (yawn).

For the record, the only thing I love more than shrimp wrapped in bacon is scallops wrapped in bacon. With some chocolate covered bacon for dessert. Mmmmmm, bacon.

falco... gota cut back on that stuff.... it'll kill ya :)
80sman... saw that bit about enjoying others suffering.... yeah.... but it really depends on what you consider suffering, no? :) Americans as a whole...can't really complain unless not having the new ipod is suffering... :)
Riley... thxs for letting me know... it's not just shrimp and myself...

spockie... "the lady does protest too much."

Dear shrimpie,

Let me first just thank you for clarifying the monkey comment, as it did at first seem out of context. Given our mutual affection for each other and the fact that the current forum as presented is related to NYC RE and other relevant topics related to this, I would request that all dialogue on-line or otherwise have at its core this central theme.

So let first start by acknowledging your loss of the password for colonlkink and congratulate you on your decision to use nopigsorshrimp, which I assume correctly you have not lost the password for. Let me also please try to help you in finding other handles and passwords which might come in handy as you troll this message boards and others in your daily travels.

In light of the above, I would like to bring to your attention my favorite neighborhood chinese restaurant, Ollie's. The apartment above Ollie's has an actual "Ollie's" discount. It is the differential in price between it a like apartment in that building and a neighboring building as you must smell the chinese food and the hangers on waiting for their food in the lobby. Why you say, do I bring this up? I believe one of the methods to not lose your handles is to use Ollie's menu to create new handles upon which to attack other on-line personas that do not agree with your Victorian sensibilities.

Here lets' try this one.
kungpaochickenextraspicy.

Then you would go to the price list and that would be your password. I believe with the above method in place, I can hopefully eliminate your need to ever lose a password again.

Yours Truly,
w67thstreet.
P.S. See how it's related to RE?
P.S.S. Please try IAMDOUCHE again... I am sure it was your password. Try lower case.

Enjoy everyone and have a great weekend. We'll see you at Wolman rink.... spockie/shrimpie/exit2... we're the family with our own ice skates... :)

Exit2... pls don't take the train in just to look for me, you've got open houses to do.

Holy crap... I just read that. Tehie.. did you just state "you do regular searches on my screen name." Are you insane? Afraid on-line people may talk behind your back.

Raise of hands... how many of you do this?

Thxs spockie... you just made my day.

wtf is all this about? And now real estate brokers are bragging that they own their own ice skates??

all of you-take a deep breath, count to 10, & visit the nearest clinic for some free meds

Mark, its fake class-ism. I'm sure you know this, but anyone who brags about their class so excessively, even when it comes down to ice skate ownership (lets do buy vs. rent calculations!), doesn't actually have any class.

To w67, you really need to lay off the drugs. Its making you paranoid. Most people don't consider messages mentioning an exact screen name on a public forum to be "talk[ing] behind your back".

Didn't forget you Spockie.... had to look at a slip that an MD was giving up.... LMAO.... wow me likez this deleveraging process....
Srimp/techie/Spockie/ColonKlink/MarkTorenn/wrappedinbacon

Techie... if you r gonna play mind games... get a new handle (not named for seafood) and spend the next next 12 weeeks.. "pretending" to be my friend. You know... ya w67th... you the man... you bench like a gorilla... you gotz money.. .I wish I had your wife etc.... and the next time u and I get into it (pls don't forget your password after all that effort)... you can call for help... and this "friend" of w67... can say.. yeah w67... you do sound like an ahole.... then I'll be so weirded out, I'll leave SE forever... :(

Dumbass... interesting Mark's never posted before... but magically comes to your aid when you need it... compile that :

did u get a job yet w67thstreet, or are you still ironing your wife's work shirts?

lucky for you they are extending unemployment benefits.

i guess it's hard to find a job for a 47 year old man who acts like he's 12 and thinks it's cool to still say boobs.

oldbuyers... how's the voyeurism in RE open houses going?

Forgot to tell you, in the Sunday circulars saw a $2 off coupon for Depends....

I'll take Pittsburg... if they win you change your handle to IWETMYPANTS :)

Please shuffle walk.. .it'll decrease your chances of slipping

One, I don't need help. Two, Mark didn't come to my aid. At best, shrimp's aid, but really, all he did was insult you. If you think its strange/suspicious for someone to suddenly insult you, you're even dumber than you sound.

Her group pays for dry cleaning for their white coats, it's tax deductible, so is my Porsche, my boat (has a bathroom and kitchen), my 2x trips to maui (I own some RE there also), and nannies (they also walk my mail to the Post Office)..... Geitner's an idiot... plenty of tax breaks to go around... Schmuck.. .his wife's ugly too.... oh well....

Can't collect unemployment for independently wealthy... I had my attorney check. :)

I'm lower than 40... :) Gotz plenty of boob grabbing to do b/f I end up in Depends... what makes you laugh like a 12 yo? A double coupon on Depends? :)

spockie... u needz help with your finances.... compiling ain't gonna cover your mortgage... no tech companies hiring, all banks cutting back on frivolous needs... that includes the slick web-page :)

Your sentence should have read "One, I don't need help. Two, Mark didn't come to my aid and I did not make him up or create a new e-mail address to do it. Three, at best shrimp aided me by insulting you." See how much better it reads...

have fun coding...

funny how shrimpie's /marktorenn no where to be found when Techie/Spockie's busy supporting petridish/rufus... go compile that... did you know the crap my indian friends got when the Trojan company story broke stating they needed to make smaller condoms available in India... poor souls... not that I'm implying you are from that parts or that men with micro-penises is not a real ailment... hard to pro-create if it can't reach the cervix... :)

Compile, compile, compile.....

I do have fun coding :) It does cover my mortgage, tech companies are hiring, though not that I need or want a new job since mine is pretty secure.

You, on the other hand, are quite obviously lying about your net worth, yet don't hide the fact that you're out of a job. Perhaps marketability is not the battle you want to be fighting?

By the way, w67, you dated yourself with the "spockie" comment. As if we need further proof that you're lying, nobody under 40 makes references to the old Star Trek series. Gotta read up on The Next Generation if you want to pretend you're young again - I recommend Geordi. Or Data. No wonder you know so much about Depends?