Madoff Apartment to be LIsted for $8 Million

Maybe there's a potential buyer or several from Russia, with high-level business/government connections. I hope they don't punch Madoff.

Why shouldn't they punch Madoff?

They use other means.

You mean being thrown into the trunk of a Lincoln, driven to New Jersey, and thrown into the Hudson?

Isn't just being driven to New Jersey enough?

If they sell the apartment and Madoff is still under house arrest, does he come with the apartment? Does he cook or clean?

Yes, Madoff cleans. He cleans you out.

I hope he sells FSBO. Let him do some work for a change.

I'll give him a statement that says I have $8 million in the bank in exchange for the apartment.

"I'll give him a statement that says I have $8 million in the bank in exchange for the apartment."

407PAS FTW!

"Isn't just being driven to New Jersey enough?"

LMAO, Alan.