Realtor joke

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Is a realtor the same as a real estate agent or broker?

I think so.

lol

No monkeys were harmed in the production of this joke.

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"please feed us another one..."

OK

A Jewish guy, a Hindu guy, and a realtor go driving through the countryside when their convertable breaks down. They walk to a local farm house. The farmer says "Well there isn't a hotel around here and the nearest car repair shop is closed for the day, but you can stay with me. I only have two extra beds, though, so one of you will need to sleep in the barn".

The jewish guy thanks the farmer for his hospitality and volunteers to sleep in the barn.

A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It's the jewish guy. He says "I'm sorry to bother you, but there is a pig in that barn, and I'm kosher. I'd prefer not to sleep there".

So the indian guy says "That's OK, I'll sleep in the barn". And he goes to sleep in the barn.

A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It's the Hindu. He says "There is a cow in that barn. A cow is a very important animal in my religion, and I am not comfortable sleeping next to him".

So the realtor says "Look, I'm a REALTOR. That means I have no convictions or morality whatsoever. I will go sleep in the barn!" And the realt-whore goes off to sleep in the barn.

A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door.

It was the cow and the pig.

I don't get it . . . why would Barbara Corcoran and Christine Quinn knock on the door?

LOL, ALan! +1 for you!

OK, your turn. Do any of YOU have any good realt-whore jokes? Don't make me do ALL the heavy lifting, people!

K, I'll give you guys a bit of a boost:

What's black and tan, and looks good on a realtor?

A Doberman.

Funny...