Great News for LIC—Changes in Mobile-Home Lending!

For more information on buying in Long Island City, log on to http://www.fema.gov/hazard/index.shtm

You can lay your homestead claim to a Long Island City trailer right here:

http://www.toxictrailers.org/

Buy now or be priced out forever!

if only theyll develop houseboat marinas on the shores of lovely newtown creek

therein lies my ultimate real estate fantasy

First they have to develop new Newtown Creek-resistant alloys for the hulls. You don't want to be totally dissolved while you sleep, do you?

brings me to tears the thought of drinks on deck docked at newtown

feels like chopping onions

waiter, waiter,
lachrymator!

"And what do you call this act?"

"The Aristocrats!"

... but less sophisticated.