Sale at 16 East 96th Street #2BE

Tile in the living room and dining room is so ghetto.

Limestone floors are "ghetto" ?
(Though I prefer wood in the iiving room/dining room myself).

Yeah, I bet you prefer any kind of wood. Just anything that's a little more firm.

That's right. Youz stick to decorating and wood. Let the grown ups make money.

No comments from w67thstreet about bordello-red opium den, nor about brokers named Chiang and Wang. What's the world coming to, everybody tonight?

Lol at the red bedroom... looks like someone's middle brow version of a Victorian idea of a bordello in imperial China

Don't know that market or block. The layout is bad.

Low floor, poor layout, no view (all windows have shades and blinds drawn), over the top decorating, okayl neighborhood, and almost twice the price of anything else in the building.

Turrible value (in Charles Barkley voice).