it's Aboutready's Birthday!

um, you keep talking about your toilet and your husband
don't try to play some jedi mind tricks

komo, hilarious. not jedi mind tricks. just too smart for you.

and seriously. why would i pay for something that's not mine, that the landlord EXPECTS to pay for?

really, fuck off. this is so simple. the landlord replaces the toilet seat. one of the many reasons renting has some benefit.

WHATT?? what does your landlord have to do with this?

no, actually i haven't been drinking. at all. but komo, you're bile is overwhelming. you should get some help.

Interesting group of old and new friends for Our Lady of the Toilet Seat Welfare Queen.

another group of one? you are a sick dog.

How come you only hate some liars?

apt_boy, do you pay for things for fun? when you don't have to?

if so, you're very stupid and not very good with your finances. but it's your choice. pay extra if you'd like.

hsf, you're the biggest liar on this board. you have NEVER even remotely proven that i lied. but keep up the efforts. and the identities. you have SOOO much to offer here.

aboutready, Our Lady of the Toilet Seat Welfare Queen, how is it that you managed to break the toilet seat anyway? Weren't you the least bit embarassed?

liar.

So you and columbiacounty are just one person with two different posting names.

That explains it all.

Oh, no, but I did prove you lied. Nice to whitewash it because a few days have passed. But it is all in black and white in the Stuytown thread.

liar.

Yes you are. Our Lady of the Toilet Seat Welfare Queen.

boring, repetitive liar.

liar

booorrrriiiinnnnggg.

In 5 months, not a single other poster has called attention to him or herself with a birthday thread.

Why is that?

hfs...your postings have become abuse...please stop.

julia, you are so insightful.

Do you also have a problem with aboutready's lies?

'So you and columbiacounty are just one person with two different posting names.'

This one I love!
What to wear, what to wear???

Well I don't know for sure, but they often post in tandem, have the same points of view on real estate and on other posters. columbiacounty hates lies and liars but seems to make an exception for aboutready. Maybe not the same person, maybe mother/daughter or brother/sister.

I just thinking....'Beacons' of truth.

That's just me.

I too can get a free toilet seat from the landlord, but I splurge the $40 for the good one at HD that does not slam...on your $700k+ annual household income, that should not be a problem for you

I just had 4 trick-or-treaters stop by and I gave them each a toilet seat...the looks on their little faces was priceless

You should have given one of them a plunger. Then they'd have a story back in 2009, I think it was Halloween, about the plunger. To match aboutready and her Christmas eve story.

how lovely and generous of you!! a mini-candy bar is worth maybe fifty cents. and you stepped up for a toilet seat. aren't you a prince!! (not a king, of course, because you're not apt_man, you're apt_boy, with some of the usual analytical reasoning issues that often bedevil the youth).

look, i'm happy for you that you saved your landlord $30 so that your toilet doesn't slam. we're a household where women outnumber the men. toilet seats are kept where we want them, slamming isn't an issue. i'm happy with my cheap toilet seat, knowing that another one is only a phone call away. with two toilets, i can tolerate a delay of a couple of days. but, to each his or her own.

absolutely fascinating from a psychological standpoint that people are so concerned about whether or not i get my toilet seat from my landlord. would it have been acceptable, i wonder, if i were in a related building? do people who rent from glenwood, related, etc., deserve such services but i don't?

aboutready your logic is superior. I've also noted some big words you use.

Congratulations.

Irregardless, you are still a lazy entitled queen (mind you, not a princess).

oopps, did I say irregardless.

Happy Birthday AR -- I always look forward to your posts and I've learned much from them.

sorry to tell you scargo, it isn't remotely around the time of aboutready's birthday, that was 5 months ago. The revival of this seemed like a way for her to get her some attention or to bring up past niceties directed her way.

Oh, also, it isn't columbiacounty's birthday either. That was 5 months ago.

The trick-or-treaters that I gave a toilet seat to just came back and tp'ed my door!!! I called the porter to clean it up, shall I give him a tip?

hsf, boy it just must chafe your chaps when somebody says something nice to me.

apt_boy, why would they tp your door? are you an asshole? of course you are, you gave toilet seats. only i wanted a toilet seat, and only because mine fell apart and the landlord owed me a new one.

please rid yourself of you overwhelming sense of superiority.

HO LEE!

If it is your birthday don't you think you'd have better to talk about than the toilet toilet toilet

Toilet Lady is your new name

if you paid attention, it's not my birthday.

komo your new name is shit. every time i address you you will be referred to as shit.

and why not?

EWW.

Whats with your toilet and feces fetish?

And ifits not your birthday why talk about it?

control yourself, shit.

SOO gross

apt.boy?

Eww, do that in someone elses apartment so your place isnt dirty

you are so dumb. this is a hugely old thread that others brought up.

i have no fetishes, but you really seem to. get help. those anal and oral preoccupations that so obviously present can really control your life, particularly if unemployment is involved.

Why do people other than you care about your BIRTHDAY. You are all over the gross gross fetishes and I am NOT unemployed I get off work at 6

komo, because people like me? why else would people wish me happy birthday after i've been posting without much filter for a couple of years? i certainly didn't force them to post, and i'd think that even hsf would concur that i couldn't be that many people.

i am certainly not all over the gross fetishes. but if you wish to believe that, i really don't care. have fun with your preconceived notions.

Have you been drinking Tonight AGAIN?

komo, are you ph41? and no i haven't been drinking, yet.

why do you keep changing your name?

No silly cracka! I am many years out of high school and not Ps41.
When do you start drinking?

tell us your other names.

Wait a minute, not your birthday, get with it...

when do you drink? what do you add to our real estate discussion? who are you? can you provide anything other than what you seem to be offering now, which is less than zero.

I drink when my friends come over before we go out but we don't do any watersports or other toilet games. Not even on MY birthday.

sick...sick...sick

You cant provide LESS THAN ZERO.

Thats exactly what Ive been saying thank you.

can we assume that comm1 and jmbuch1 are gone?

komo, you're a classless act.

you are setting the bar at zero? which seems appropriate for you.

hate to say this, but i'm way above that bar on so many levels.

STAY CLASSY.

Yes like the DOS X commercial. Stay Classy My Friend. And stay away from the toilet.

colombiacounty do you even know aboutready what are you TALKING about?

Oh you said Im classLESS. Not nice but not surprising giving the toilet issues you have.

gibberish?

where's jmbuch1?

you are nuts.

Lady Im OUT
I hope you do'nt have kids to perert.

pervert

good bye....no doubt you'll be back with yet another stupid name. oh well.

Dude when your birthday comes up please don't tell us your fetish.

i really, really hope you dont have kids to perert.
it most likely wouldn't be good. maybe you'll be released shortly?

what happened to going away? go away.

blahhhaaa

yep...very impressive. go away now.

what?

"Lady Im OUT"

when you have a fetish partner I guess it seems normal but it is NOT

blahhaa.

wow. you can't even do the vernacular? what are you, 70?

the what?

No, I'm closer to 27 than 70

komo, i've been married for twenty years. lovely marriage, mutual respect, huge amount of love and attraction.

zero fetish stuff, and where the fuck did you get that idea? you're so interested in setting your own story straight, why would you intentionally spew misinformation about others?

OMG lady child YOU talked about your TOILET and your BIRTHDAY.

you're getting tedious.

what happened to the idea of your "being out?"

Flex!

I'm not gay jerk

Lady Im OUT

What???

your own words, stupid.

komo si dice? gerk, a gay jerk in spanish?

Who are you? Its not your birthday is it?

I dn't speak Spanish

or english, apparently.

OH I get it you think you can insult me all this time I thought you were just fricking crazy

yo columbia! it was a blast.. sorry about the breakfast thing.. I'll make it up on the next go around... who are these newbies on the board tonite?

NYC RE 1/2 price by next summer!!!! Yipppppeeeee... I gotta learn the cha cha for my grave dancing.....

komo... shrimpie colonelklink.... it's => i dontz spk spanish

Guy you are LATE to the game and the gross fetish was her toilet problems not graves

hey--hopefully the weather will cooperate for tomorrow.

komo, who the f cares what i mentioned? or who so wonderfully joined in my birthday messages recently.

if it's your b'day do you think you'll get a lovely response? and why do you think i got a lovely response?

because except for a couple of complete and utter assholes i generaly like just about everyone on this board. and my husband and i are willing to go the extra mile for people we care for.

UMM ok

at least it's not raining... thxs for the marathon tip...

komo arigato!!!! later dipshit... gerk!!!! gerk alert! gerk alert!!!!!

I knew a guy named Komo, he was a real shithead.... one in same?

Must go!!!!! c u later CC, don't let gerk get to ya... always another one around the corner...

check this out if you haven't seen:

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/10/30/sports/20091101-marathon-timelapse.html?ref=sports

What does gerk mean? And NO Im sure theres a shithead on your street too.

thxs columbia... had to get on to say goodnite to AR!!!! It was fun, nice meeting your husband.

gerk=komo.

komo, you are a gerk.

Wrong NICE TRY

Cool video.. my wife just saw it....

Komo = gay jerk = gerk.... penis breath.... (no offense to all the penis breathers out there)