Parent proofers.
Started by w67thstreet
about 16 years ago
Posts: 9003
Member since: Dec 2008
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Uhhhhhhhh I was taking a nice nap, then all hell broke loose. Now I'm staring at two ppl every waking moment of my new life. WTF happened to me. I crap all day, then pee on myself and I gotta do this yelling thing to get some boob food. Now that I've started to crawl, the 1 bdrm looks really boring. Oh why oh why wasn't I born into a classic7? Damn, the nex time. Looks like they've put up a lot of... [more]
Uhhhhhhhh I was taking a nice nap, then all hell broke loose. Now I'm staring at two ppl every waking moment of my new life. WTF happened to me. I crap all day, then pee on myself and I gotta do this yelling thing to get some boob food. Now that I've started to crawl, the 1 bdrm looks really boring. Oh why oh why wasn't I born into a classic7? Damn, the nex time. Looks like they've put up a lot of gates especially in the only areas I am interested in, the kitchen and bathroom. I was planning on swimming in that toilet bowl thing and drink some of that kool drinks on the bottom. But now that they've gated everything off, that knucklehead is constantly on damn iPhone and the other one is always leaving thru that big door. Won't someone just please talk to me, and hug me and just treat me like 6 months ago? Or was that the best interaction withmy parents that I'll ever know? Sobbing myself to sleep. [less]