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How do you wipe?

Started by w67thstreet
about 16 years ago
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Front to back? Back to front? Squattig? Just curious.
Response by Squid
about 16 years ago
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I'd recommend front to back, w67th, unless you want to wind up with a nasty case of e. faecalis. And while you're at it, why not install a nice, cleansing bidet?

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Response by NYCMatt
about 16 years ago
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Eating a high-fiber diet goes a long way towards keeping the evacuations neat and tidy. At that point, moistened tissue is all that's really necessary to keep everything spic and span.

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Response by jimstreeteasy
about 16 years ago
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wipe?

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Response by uwsmom
about 16 years ago
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female = front to back. a necessity.

high fiber = lots of evacuations, but how do you keep them all neat and tidy?

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Response by uwsmom
about 16 years ago
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and if hems are inflamed, you have to blot.

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Response by uwsmom
about 16 years ago
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:)

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Response by w67thstreet
about 16 years ago
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A wealth of information. Thxs to one and all. FYI. Must read in conjunction with matt's 'how do you answer th phone'. ; ). Happy holidays.

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Response by uwsmom
about 16 years ago
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i don't answer my phone, but i always wipe.

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Response by w67thstreet
about 16 years ago
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Indeed. Unless you have that jaque thing..... Then do you just let air dry?

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Response by uwsmom
about 16 years ago
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who/what is jaque? is it a contraption or a frenchman hired to blow on your ass until it's dry. this is titillating conversation but i really need to go prep bedroom for baby. will check back in for any good pointers others may have to offer.

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Response by jimstreeteasy
about 16 years ago
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This is such a western-centric, hung-up, squeaky-clean site. Do you think poor people in other countries are blogging about wiping? or condo prices. Sometimes,this just seems so out of touch. Never forget: we are the ones we have been waiting for.

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