Top 25 Signs That You Have A Serious SE Mental Condition (addiction or otherwise)?

You laugh maniacally while posting ......

1) your toilet seat breaks and you blame your landlord and then you brag about it on streeteasy

You think SE is the current high watermark of Manhattan intelligentsia .....

2) your daughter hasn't begun having sex and told this to the family doctor, and then you come on streeteasy and tell everyone about the conversation between your daughter and doctor

You fully understand that you use SE as a substitute for talking to your therapist, who is smart and intuitive, but so, so earnest .....

3) you entered into a market rate rental, but then based on problems between your landlord and OTHER people, you feel you are entitled to treble monetary damages

You are curious about the sexual vibes between cc and hfs ....

4) you are unemployed. You try to justify it by saying " i fit in as a person in a household which makes a certain amount of money that makes it very cost ineffective for me to work in a traditional sense"

how about:

Your street easy name is hfscomm1

You are a footloose gypsy who wants to live in ALL of Manhattan and Brooklyn's great hoods, and doing so is a lovely life project ....

just kidding...lighten up...i didn't say it was number one

the real #1... you posted on this thread.

5) you went to Yale tuition-free based on geographic preference from the Pacific Northwest and the fact that you grew up in a "trailer trash" environment. You later come to New York City and believe you are better than everyone else.

6) you had a problem with your toilet 20 years ago on Christmas Eve. You brag about it on streeteasy.

7) you talk about your 230 pound weight problem on streeteasy

8) you think that streeteasy readers need to know about what type of fish your daughter eats

9) columbiacounty is your older brother

Is there any medicine they haven't tried? How about herbs?

you make 8 out of the first 18 comments posted on this thread...

Wait a minute. I got confused. What is #1?

Can you weigh in on this issue?-- when things get tough, like the bears say, will the nice buildings keep up appearances so that I will still be able to zip down the elevator and play virtual golf, or take a day off from work for colonic therapy in the basement, or have friends over to watch Citizen Kane in the screening room?

10) your name is somewhereelse, previously nyc10022, previously EddieWilson.

there's a whole thread dedicated to your birthday

http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:7yqonm6FedcJ:www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/11700-its-aboutreadys-birthday-+%2Baboutready+birthday&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Your cheeks ache because you smile too much, and you spend lotsa evenings smoking bud til your eyes bleed.

you miss rufus

you blame streeteasy for not buying an apt:(

When you check your bberry for updates during labor.

mhillqt, that was funny.

i miss rufus too.

*snort!* Nyc10023, you didn't?!

congratulations, by the way!

You check SE first thing in the morning, at lunch, immediately after work, and before going to bed. Every day.

hfs: you had me until #9

Mhillqt: very funny

Only once or twice. Hey, you have to distract yourself from the pain somehow. Counting works the best.

BTW, would have posted but my bberry doesn't let me post to SE. My partner wouldn't give up the MacBook (too busy watching the wire).

That's very funny. I haven't experienced childbirth, but it sounds kind of like marathon training. I counted a lot, especially after my iPod broke.

Hmm, when I run, I can't hold on to any thoughts, not even counting. Mind just blanks out after a while.

That's always great when it happens, but towards the mid-way point of the 18-mile training runs I would lose it and have to grind through. Paula Radcliffe counts too!

How's the baby?