Breaking my Stones
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Tacky Jeplitzky is 100% solid gold class!!! Elegante!!!
tacky
Are they for pierced ears, or are they the SCREW type?
This is excellent, falco, thanks. And it led me to Iman Bacodari's superb profile (which you must have seen):
http://www.elliman.com/real-estate-agent/iman-bacodari/142
Along with constantly italicizing "the Jacky Teplitzky team," Iman promises to bring me to "fruition." Oooh .... tingly.
From the mybaubles.com (also italicized by the way!) website in the "about us" section:
"The breadth of our private clientele is testament enough to the value we bring to each and every individual who walks through our doors."
Huh? Are they saying their clients are so fat they don't mind serving them?
"Iman promises to bring me to "fruition."" ... The Gays, they just never stop recruiting, do they?
'So, now that you know Iman, why don’t you give him a call? You’ll know that whatever your real estate needs are, Iman is the man to bring them to fruition.'
I did not see that.
Problem here is that I can bring myself to fruition....which brings us right back to Tacky Jacky and the Pearl Necklace. Which if I'm not mistaken is the next book in the series after Fancy Nanacy.
Perchance to fruit twice in an hour. Perchance.
at least thay are not enticing you with the omnipresent iPad - it seems like every car dealer in the world is assuming that a $499 piece of electronics will convince you to overpay for a vehicle.
I know, that's insulting.
For sale: 2011 Prius, best offer.
....and tickets to a zeppelin concert!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQX4tkyTSFY&feature=related
though if you close your eyes, the singer is damn good
Now if they were offering the Prince Albert ring and instillation by broker that might spark some interest. Could I get one with diamonds? I've alway wanted to come into money.
For those not in the know...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing
OUCH! That was the WORST open house ever...
Oh, NOW I get the classic joke that begins "Do you have Prince Albert in the can?"!!!!